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    Exclamation Mandatory Barcode Tatoo for all US Citizens!

    http://www.whitehouse.gov/homeland/tattoo.asp


    ABOUT OPERATION MANDATORY PATRIOTIC TATTOO: As part of the Office of Homeland Security's broad, discretionary power to enact any and all initiatives which may or may not prove effective in America's ongoing fight against terrorism, Governor Tom Ridge has unilaterally passed into law legislation requiring American citizens to obtain an exciting new breed of tattoo. Modeled on the ubiquitous Universal Product Code (UPC), the Subcutaneous Patriotic Intelligence Tattoo System (SPITS) acts as both a unique identifier and a satellite-trackable global positioning device, enabling the wearer to rest easy in the knowledge that s/he is quantifiable, qualifiable and locatable by the federal government at all times.


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    youre a dork! i thought you were seroius! i m guglible
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    Q: Is it true that every American will have to get a tattoo?

    A: Yes. Every last man, woman, child, and gender-ambiguous freak.

    hehehe

    ...formerly the omnipotent UOD

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    lol

    Q: What if my religion forbids me to get a tattoo?

    A: You are strongly advised to convert to a different, more patriotic religion.
    "Would you mind not standing on my chest, my hats on fire." - The Doctor

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    i call dibs on 001 666 100

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