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    James Bond

    A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

    The women notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
    "No", he replies, "Q's just given me this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

    The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

    Bond explains, " It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

    The lady says, what's it telling you now?"

    "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."
    The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

    Bond tuts, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."
    No one has any right to force data on you
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    If it is not true for you, it isn't true.

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    nice one.

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    Cool

    Hi TonyT


    Good funny, Thanks


    regards

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    nice, very nice.
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    good stuff

    bond is a pimp
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    Beware of pretty faces you may find.
    A pretty face may hide an evil mind.
    Ooh, careful what you say:
    Don't give yourself away.
    Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow.

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    heck yes!! id die if they used that in the new movie!! heck yes!
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