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    SG Enthusiast IRS's Avatar
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    Feb 2001
    Toledo Ohio

    My sister

    Just sent me this,

    Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu
    that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken
    McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't
    have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the
    counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six,
    nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a
    half-dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"
    "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six

    The paragraph above doesn't amaze me because of what
    happened a couple of months ago. I was checking out at
    the local Foodland with just a few items and the lady
    behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I
    picked up one of those "Dividers" that they keep by
    the cash register and placed it between our things so
    they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned
    all of my items, she picked up the "Divider" looking
    it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not
    finding the bar code she said to me "Do you know how
    much this is?" and I said to her "I've changed my
    mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said
    "OK" and I paid her for the things and left. She had
    no clue to what had just happened.....

    A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her
    floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When
    inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was
    shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a
    credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy".

    I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside
    her car. Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied,
    "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this
    remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do
    you think they (pointing to a distant convenient
    store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I
    dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked. "No, just
    this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the
    car keys to me. As I took the key and manually
    unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive
    over there and check about the batteries. It's a long

    Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too
    swift. One day she was typing and turned to a
    secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper.
    What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the
    secretary told her. With that, the intern took her
    last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the
    photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

    I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large
    motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the
    vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing
    generally looked like an extra in Twister. " I asked
    the manager what had happened. He told me that the
    driver had set the "cruise control" and then went in
    the back to make a sandwich.

    IDIOTS AT WORK... Sign in a gas station: Coke -- 49
    cents. Two for a dollar.

    IDIOTS & COMPUTERS... My neighbor works in the
    operations department in the central office of a large
    bank. Employees in the field call him when they have
    problems with their computers. One night he got a call
    from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this
    question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my
    Do you guys have a fire downtown?"

    IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE: I was sitting in my science
    class, when the teacher commented that the next day
    would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner
    became visibly excited, cheering and clapping. I
    explained to him that the amount of daylight changes,
    not the actual amount of time.
    Needless to say, he was very disappointed.

    Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect
    by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting
    it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message
    "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police
    pressed the copy button each time they thought the
    suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie
    detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
    "Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid!"
    You make it, We take it !

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    Disciple of Doom SeedOfChaos's Avatar
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    real life comedy, hehehehe.

    But seriously though, how many of the people that wandered into this thread expected to see pics of IRS' sister? Hehehehe

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    Assistant Admin Ken's Avatar
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    Yes, the world is full of those type people.

    In order for there to be an average intelligence, half of the people must be below average...

    Have you told your sister about the cool, retractable cup holders on the front of her CPU?

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    Give me a fish, and you feed me for a day, teach me to fish and I won't be so damn lazy.

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    LOL!!!!11ONEEXCLAMATIONT! master7's Avatar
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    Atlanta, GA
    Originally posted by SeedOfChaos
    real life comedy, hehehehe.

    But seriously though, how many of the people that wandered into this thread expected to see pics of IRS' sister? Hehehehe
    It's what I was expecting , but thats some funny stuff right there
    i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

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    SG Enthusiast Blitz's Avatar
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    London, Ontario, Canada
    Awesome post

    But to be honest, I dont find them funny, I am just amazed at how retarded people are.......especially the McNuggets One....or the ATM one....STUPID.

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    Originally posted by SeedOfChaos
    But seriously though, how many of the people that wandered into this thread expected to see pics of IRS' sister?

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    Senior Member Grimson's Avatar
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    Oct 2001
    The customer service manager at my work got passed a call with an irate lady on the other end it seemed she wanted to order something and her secretary was out of town, the cs manager asked her what her account number was, she replied I don't know, the cs mgr asked her who she worked for, she replied myself, she then asked her her name, she replied I don't know, I told you my secretary is out of town.

    the lady didn't even know her own name.
    Crackin' skulls and breaking kneecaps.

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    BE HAPPY ! ! ! ! ! poptom's Avatar
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    Long time ago, but not forgotten:

    I was at an auto show in Spokane, Washington, in 1953 when the first Corvette was being introduced. They had on display one of six handmade prototypes.

    The factory rep said "this car cost $350,000".

    The guy next to me responded "delivered in Spokane?"

    (That's when a new mid-range car cost about $2500)
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