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    Just a funny

    I thought this was cute so I thought I would share




    Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect
    courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course,
    perfect.

    One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
    perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of
    the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

    There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
    disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded
    Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along
    delivering the toys.

    Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple
    and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

    Who was the survivor?

    (Scroll down for the answer.)














    The perfect woman survived.

    She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows
    there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

    **** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep
    scrolling. ****
















    So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been
    driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
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    > By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates
    another point: Women never listen either.







    "Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a Judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."

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    Re: Just a funny

    Originally posted by kitten
    Women never listen either.
    THIS SHOULD BE A NATIONAL THEME
    Originally posted by UnitedWeStand Don't go walking up to her and say "I just had a vasectomy wanna celebrate?
    Originally posted by EvilAngel Actually Kitten just got the sonagram done and the doc thought it was twins at first, but soon realized that it was the boys pen1s laying next to him....lol
    Said by XSeanX on AIM I wish girls were a lot easier
    Originally posted by Needlefreak May the fleas of a thousand taliban camels feast happily on your lower region..
    Originally posted by Jim Heart attack on a bun?

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    Re: Just a funny

    Originally posted by kitten
    I thought this was cute so I thought I would share




    Women never listen either.







    Yes, I agree!

    Why is that kitten? Just because, or is there a real reason?

    Be careful with your answer, I might use against her!

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    Its not that we dont listen We speak different languages

    Woman speak from the heart
    and
    men speak from thier head
    "Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a Judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."

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    Hi kitten




    Good Stuff


    Thanks for the Funny kitten



    regards

    minir

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    Originally posted by kitten
    men speak from thier head
    which..... one... are you talking about?
    Originally posted by UnitedWeStand Don't go walking up to her and say "I just had a vasectomy wanna celebrate?
    Originally posted by EvilAngel Actually Kitten just got the sonagram done and the doc thought it was twins at first, but soon realized that it was the boys pen1s laying next to him....lol
    Said by XSeanX on AIM I wish girls were a lot easier
    Originally posted by Needlefreak May the fleas of a thousand taliban camels feast happily on your lower region..
    Originally posted by Jim Heart attack on a bun?

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    Originally posted by kitten
    Its not that we dont listen We speak different languages

    Woman speak from the heart
    and
    men speak from thier head
    Which head?
    Tao_Jones Cult Member since 2004
    I gave Miss Manners a Dirty Sanchez, and she LIKED it.

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    HAHA The one on your shoulders
    "Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a Judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."

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    Originally posted by kitten
    Its not that we dont listen We speak different languages

    Woman speak from the heart
    and
    men speak from thier head
    Not all men... I like learning about the heart, my friend...

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    Great joke kitten I love equal jokes.

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