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    Smile !/2 Time is Here. a Wed. Giggle

    Make someones day; Smile

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    A six-year-old comes crying to his mother because his little sister
    pulled his hair.

    "Don't be angry," the mother says,

    "Your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts."

    A short while later, there's more crying, and the mother goes to
    investigate.

    This time the sister is bawling and her brother says,


    "She knows now."


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    The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver."



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    Maw is outside the house hanging up the laundry, when she hears Jethro in the kitchen.


    Maw walks in and says,
    "Jethro, get out there and fix that there outhouse."


    He says, "All right, Maw."

    He walks out to the outhouse, looks at it, and says,
    "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!"


    Maw says, "Yes there is son. Put your head down in the hole."

    He puts his head down in the hole and he says,

    "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!"


    He goes to lift up his head and he says,

    "Oww! OWW! Maw! MAW, my beard's stuck!"



    She says, "Aggravatin', ain't it?"


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    If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean one person in five must enjoy it?




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    Mary had a little sheep
    with the sheep she did sleep
    the sheep turned out to be a ram
    and Mary had a little lamb.

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    The Cruise Liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for
    each gallon of diesel that it burns.

    (On a personal note Girls, next time when the old man wants a Beer, consider it a Cheap Investment.) minir



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    regards


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    vIf 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean one person in five must enjoy it?


    that sure beats CONSTIPATION!!!!... I think...lol

    Killer jokes minir, thanks for the laughs
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    Hi CiscoCert & EvilAngel


    Glad you two Guy's enjoyed a laugh with me.


    Thanks for the notes, it's appreciated as well.


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    Top notch as usual minir!

    I really look forward to your jokes every day.

    Thanks
    Shawn

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    Hi SRF01


    Thanks for taking the time to read them Shawn


    Glad you had some fun


    Take care


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    my beard is stuck!!!!!

    Nice minir, always a pleasure with the Giggles
    what we have here is failure to communuicate some men you just can't reach so we get what we had last week, which is the way he wants it, well....he get's it....

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    Hi CompGeek83 & chef


    Pleased you had some fun.




    Thanks for responding, it's appreciated


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    hehehe

    thx Minir

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    Hi AMPLIFRIER



    Glad you had some fun. Your most Welcome


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