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    Talking Funny Looking Tree and Funny Pics







    http://www.foggys-funnies.com/o/pancakes/index.shtml

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    Joke Of The Day

    A very big woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar.
    She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she
    pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man out
    there will buy a lady a drink?"

    The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. At the end of
    the bar, a skinny little drunk slammed his hand on the bar and said,
    "Give the ballerina a drink!"

    The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She
    turned again to the patrons and pointed around at all of them, once
    again revealing her hairy armpit, and demanded, "What man out there
    will buy a lady a drink?"

    Once again, the little drunk slapped his hand down on the bar and said,
    "Give the ballerina another drink!"

    The bartender approached the little drunk and asked, "Say, it's your
    business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you call her a
    ballerina?"

    The little drunk replied, "Sir!, To me, any woman who can lift her leg
    that high must be a ballerina ...."
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    thats one ugly tree.. and i gotta get that shirt

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