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Thread: ##___) Forward: Serious!!!!! Warning!!! (___##

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    ##___) Forward: Serious!!!!! Warning!!! (___##

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    > Subject: Warning... new threat...
    >
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    > I USUALLY DON'T FORWARD THESE, BUT THIS SOUNDS REALLY CREDIBLE AND I HAVE
    > HEARD IT FROM MANY GOOD SOURCES....
    >
    > Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports that a
    > major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th
    > will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate that
    organized
    > groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's
    > toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business.
    > I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information
    > from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose
    > cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife
    > knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a
    > shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend
    > who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the
    > CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom
    > about alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going to be
    > attacked.
    > So it must be true
    >
    >

    please tell everyone!

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    Re: ##___) Forward: Serious!!!!! Warning!!! (___##

    Originally posted by PING
    >
    > Subject: Warning... new threat...
    >
    >
    > I USUALLY DON'T FORWARD THESE, BUT THIS SOUNDS REALLY CREDIBLE AND I HAVE
    > HEARD IT FROM MANY GOOD SOURCES....
    >
    > Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports that a
    > major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th
    > will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate that
    organized
    > groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's
    > toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business.
    > I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information
    > from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose
    > cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife
    > knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a
    > shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend
    > who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the
    > CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom
    > about alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going to be
    > attacked.
    > So it must be true
    >
    >

    please tell everyone!
    lol, this was good man.
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    seen it. still funny

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    Originally posted by UnitedWeStand Don't go walking up to her and say "I just had a vasectomy wanna celebrate?
    Originally posted by EvilAngel Actually Kitten just got the sonagram done and the doc thought it was twins at first, but soon realized that it was the boys pen1s laying next to him....lol
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    Originally posted by Needlefreak May the fleas of a thousand taliban camels feast happily on your lower region..
    Originally posted by Jim Heart attack on a bun?

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    Oh my god! Nooooooo!

    I was planning on pooping that day too!
    <sarcastic>um... yeah</sarcastic>

    Wanna get pwned?

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    The sad thing is that I'm sure someone, somewhere has forwarded that warning in total seriousness.

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    LOL....

    If anything comes up on my ass while I'm doing the deed, I don't think I'm the one in trouble....lol
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    VEGETO......after reading that, I had the look of your icon on my face. hahaha........;/

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    Originally posted by EvilAjax

    I was planning on pooping that day too!

    Really, you too?
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    Originally posted by EvilAjax
    I was planning on pooping that day too!
    we have something in common!
    thanks for runing my dreams for taking a crap on that day ping..

    Originally posted by UnitedWeStand Don't go walking up to her and say "I just had a vasectomy wanna celebrate?
    Originally posted by EvilAngel Actually Kitten just got the sonagram done and the doc thought it was twins at first, but soon realized that it was the boys pen1s laying next to him....lol
    Said by XSeanX on AIM I wish girls were a lot easier
    Originally posted by Needlefreak May the fleas of a thousand taliban camels feast happily on your lower region..
    Originally posted by Jim Heart attack on a bun?

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    Originally posted by mountainmanbrandon
    VEGETO......after reading that, I had the look of your icon on my face. hahaha........;/
    lol that look is always on my face
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    Re: ##___) Forward: Serious!!!!! Warning!!! (___##

    Originally posted by PING
    So it must be true
    The straight poop.

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