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    Joke: An Israeli informed me that the UK fought the Islamic terrorist attacks by burying the criminals with a pig. Apparently the Islamic belief is that if ones' body is buried with a pig (because they are considered unclean) their soul will go to hell. I did a little research into this subject matter and found it to be true.

    This got me thinking. If we put a baby pig on every airline flight then all suicide terrorists would abort their missions as they would not want their souls to go to hell.

    Additionally, if we drop shipped, oh say,100,000 pigs into Afghanistan I think our recon and assault efforts may be more successful Apparently Muslims dislike the very sight of pigs A LOT!

    They are also adamantly opposed to alcohol, thus we spike their water supply with a few thousand gallons of scotch, get them *****-faced and turn the pigs loose.

    The war would be over in a weekend.

    Just a thought.
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    I wonder if that would work...

    I can see if now...

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    Hmm drunk pigs that would be tasty.. I say slow roasted..
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    Originally posted by CiscoCert
    I wonder if that would work...

    I can see if now...

    World Wins America's New Was against Terror!!
    Flying pigs save thousands
    And it would be remembered foundly as "the day pigs flew"!
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    Originally posted by Andrea

    And it would be remembered foundly as "the day pigs flew"!
    ha ha




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    Re: Just a thought

    Originally posted by MadDoctor
    Joke: An Israeli informed me that the UK fought the Islamic terrorist attacks by burying the criminals with a pig. Apparently the Islamic belief is that if ones' body is buried with a pig (because they are considered unclean) their soul will go to hell. I did a little research into this subject matter and found it to be true.

    This got me thinking. If we put a baby pig on every airline flight then all suicide terrorists would abort their missions as they would not want their souls to go to hell.

    Additionally, if we drop shipped, oh say,100,000 pigs into Afghanistan I think our recon and assault efforts may be more successful Apparently Muslims dislike the very sight of pigs A LOT!

    They are also adamantly opposed to alcohol, thus we spike their water supply with a few thousand gallons of scotch, get them *****-faced and turn the pigs loose.

    The war would be over in a weekend.

    Just a thought.
    That idea is crazy enough to work...
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    Capitalist pigs!!!!!
    what we have here is failure to communuicate some men you just can't reach so we get what we had last week, which is the way he wants it, well....he get's it....

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    The key would be finding those that truly believe in the religon. Many say they do, but don't actively practice what they preach. It may be effective to some, but not all of them.

    Still like the idea though!

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    Re: Just a thought

    Originally posted by MadDoctor
    Joke: An Israeli informed me that the UK fought the Islamic terrorist attacks by burying the criminals with a pig. Apparently the Islamic belief is that if ones' body is buried with a pig (because they are considered unclean) their soul will go to hell. I did a little research into this subject matter and found it to be true.
    If memory serves, this occurred in the Phillipines. All of the Muslim prisoners were executed and buried with pig guts, except for one prisoner, who was forced to watch, then they let him go to tell his buddies what had transpired.

    Apparently they didn't have much of a problem after that.

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