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    Smile !/2 Way Home Again,a Giggle

    Have a Wonderful Wednesday You Guy's

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    I was on a flight to Hong Kong.

    The flight would be seventeen hours long, so I decided to get some shuteye.

    I was soon awakened by the stewardess, who asked me if I would like some dinner.

    I said, "What are my choices?"

    And she said,

    "Yes or no."

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    State Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet.

    He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp.

    "This will look nice on my mantelpiece," he decides and takes it home with him.

    While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes.

    "I wish for a beautiful Castle right now!"

    He gets one.

    Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish.

    "I wish to be on an island where beautiful
    nymphomaniacs reside."

    Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him lustfully.

    He tells the genie his third and last wish:

    "I wish I'd never have to work ever again."

    POOF!

    He's back in his government office again.



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    A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms.

    She said,

    "Depends on what's in it for me."

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    Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?


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    This young boy asks his Grandmother how old she is.

    She answers, 'You aren't supposed to ask a lady that."

    So the boy says, "Well then, how much do you weigh?"

    The Grandmother says,

    "You aren't supposed to ask a lady that either.


    Go get the candy out of my purse and then go outside to play."

    A little while later, the boy comes back and tells her,

    "Grandma, I know how old you are and how much you weigh,

    'cause I found your driver's license.

    And Grandma. . . you got an F in sex!"


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    This Blonde woman was talking to her friend when she got back from her recent trip to Spokane, Washington.

    Her friend asked her how she liked Spokane.

    She answered, "I don't know, I never got there."

    So the friend says,

    "You never got there... what do you mean?"

    The Blonde answers,

    "You know me, I have to stop at every Rest Area and

    they all say 'Clean Bathrooms',


    Well. . . it takes longer that you think!"

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    To err is human.

    To totally screw up requires a computer...




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    Some real gutbusters there Minir! I liked the Genie one and the Grandma one

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    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!! LMFAO!!

    <sarcastic>um... yeah</sarcastic>

    Wanna get pwned?

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    Thanks EvilAjax!
    Yup, I'm baaaackkk!

    EvilAjax unbanned, reinforces stereotypes with gunplay braggadocio...

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    PPLR

    "Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? "

    You know what? I'm starting the PPLR (Petition for the Protection of Local Rodents). I believe turning our mod into catfood is not a good idea. Getting rid of our mouse would result in a serious surge in spam. Let's just make spam flavored cat food instead

    Ronald
    ex-WoW-addict

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    like this

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    I can't start a day without reading one of them jokes..

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    Thanks Minor

    Starting out another day with a good laugh.


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    Hi drdoug99, Boy's & Girl's


    Thanks very much for poppin in & leaving a note, It's appreciated


    Ronald
    "Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? "You know what? I'm starting the PPLR (Petition for the Protection of Local Rodents). I believe turning our mod into catfood is not a good idea. Getting rid of our mouse would result in a serious surge in spam. Let's just make spam flavored cat food instead

    Hi Ya Ronald, Yep that indeed would be a Pretty Cheesy Idea


    I'm glad you All had some Fun today.


    regards

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    minir, thanks for the funnies. I always look forward to reading your jokes. I know it must be a chore to find them all!

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    Hi downhill

    downhill minir, thanks for the funnies. I always look forward to reading your jokes. I know it must be a chore to find them all!

    Thanks for poppin in downhill

    It's work with a reward My Friend.

    When i see the smilies & read the comments and can see i've made someone's day a little brighter by a minute or two, then it's all worthwhile to me.

    Besides no one likes to laugh more than i do


    Thanks for Your remarks downhill


    Well off now to The Game see you in a few hours


    Go Leafs Go


    regards

    minir

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    Hi minir, thanks for the funnies my feind.

    I have a present for you. Some new things added, and everything reorganized.

    New Tools

    uninstall the old, then delete from start menu, then install the new one.
    For Win98/98SE only.

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    Hi Norm

    Thanks for stopping by and Big Thank You for Your great Tools Update

    Downloading now.

    regards

    minir

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    Mind if I add one blonde joke

    A blonde decides to go ice fishing, so she grabs he gear and sets out to catch her limit. Just as she is about to drill her first hole in the ice she hears a LOUD voice saying "you can't drill your hole there. She looks around seeing no one she moves to another spot. Same thing happens Loud voice saying "you can't drill a hole there". Now she is getting mad on her third attempt she hears the voice again looks around then looks up God is that you telling me I can't dig my hole here? The voice answers "No I am the mananger of the ice skating rink and you can't fish in here"
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    Wow the best one yet !!!!!! Without you minir....what would any of us do?
    ---the Iranian Fury

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    Hi aileron172

    Nice to meet You

    Thanks for the Funny



    IranianHobo,Wow the best one yet !!!!!! Without you minir....what would any of us do?


    OK IranianHobo, You can go to the cupboard and have three Cookies


    Thanks my friend for the kind words.




    Thanks Guy's i appreciate Your droppin in.

    regards

    minir

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    Thanks minir nice to meet ya too been holding on to that joke for some time. My wife is very blonde she is the one who told it to me thanks for your thread jokes they had me ROFLMBO. Have a nice work week see ya in the forums
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    Wed. joke BUMP.

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