My GirlFriend

**ColdFusion** · 10-01-01, 07:41 PM

Originally posted by Zmoney

dude...your 15.....im 17.........IAM YOUR AGE!!!!!!!!!!

and yes alot of grlz are obsecesd with muscles...and yes they are fun...i need a chick i can take home to lan partys tho

haha, thats awesome that u have a gurl that will take you to lans ! Does she enjoy going ? Does she like play games and stuff with u ?

**Immortal** · 10-01-01, 07:43 PM

I'm relativly well built.. where are my fair share of girls?

aw god darnit.. heh..

ooo I have an idea... hmm... might come back with it.. [/evil grin]

**Gaming-Module** · 10-01-01, 07:46 PM

I don't care if she's 12.. I'll still bang her.

Old enough to pee, good enough for me???

**Zmoney** · 10-01-01, 07:49 PM

yes she hella likes unreal tournamnet..i think she is the first grl in the nation to be runnin XP...she dosnt really like computers but she deasl with em cuz of me...see i have dial up and she has cvable..so when i go to stay the night i bring my box its cooll

**ColdFusion** · 10-01-01, 07:53 PM

Hahah thats awesome dude, how did you meet her ?

**EvilAjax** · 10-01-01, 07:53 PM

Originally posted by Macho-Module

Old enough to pee, good enough for me???

Damn straight

I'm only 45 guys.

LMFAO! Nah.. I'm a young buck as well

**ColdFusion** · 10-01-01, 07:54 PM

Originally posted by Immortal
I'm relativly well built.. where are my fair share of girls?

aw god darnit.. heh..

ooo I have an idea... hmm... might come back with it.. [/evil grin]

Haha! When you see a hot girl, check her out, let her notice you. If she seems interested, approach her, say something nice. Just be cool, talk to them, ask them if they want to get an icecream or something.. it preety much goes good after that. Tell the girl things they want to hear.

**ghost** · 10-01-01, 07:55 PM

Heh, heh, we're asking advice on how to pick up women from a guy who just got his pubes about 3 years ago. Sorry LiNuXdAwG, but I just find that amusing. Nothing personal, just making a comment on the situation.

ZMoney, you were right, she's beautiful. Make sure you treat her well, and have fun while you can.

Prediction: The fight with his gf that LiNuXdAwG mentioned will mean an end to the pics and any possibility of proof.

I will also say this: If proven wrong, I will be the first to apologize. It's just with the guys I hang around with on the net in StreetRacers and Anti-Rice, my club, we get guys claiming incredible numbers in the quarter-mile that don't jive with their equipment. If they don't provide a timeslip, we dog the shlt out of them and they do not get respect again. I feel LiNuXdAwG is making quite a claim, since his babe is a 10, so naturally one would expect proof, given his equipment, heh. Am I a díck? Sure, but look at the pics he's provided so far of himself and her - there's quite a discrepancy.

**Gaming-Module** · 10-01-01, 07:57 PM

ask them if they want to get an icecream or something

[mel brooks]Oy! If only slippin the wimens my vuh-shugina were that easy these days.[/mel brooks]

*waves old man fist in air*

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Ain't that easy in college, gonna need more than an ice cream.

**Norm** · 10-01-01, 07:59 PM

Originally posted by ghost
I feel LiNuXdAwG is making quite a claim, since his babe is a 10, so naturally one would expect proof, given his equipment, heh. Am I a díck? Sure, but look at the pics he's provided so far of himself and her - there's quite a discrepancy.

OUCH!!
I'll bet top dollar your first name isn't Casper LOL

**Immortal** · 10-01-01, 07:59 PM

here are pics of my gf and me making out with her..

she's looking at yah big boy..

I bet yer jealous...

**TEH WIN** · 10-01-01, 08:01 PM

LMAO AT IMMY!

you have too much free time... LMAO!

**Immortal** · 10-01-01, 08:01 PM

I crack myself up.. oh man..

**Qwijib0** · 10-01-01, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by Immortal
here are pics of my gf and me making out with her..

she's looking at yah big boy..

I bet yer jealous...

w00t! What a HOTTIE!!!

**Gaming-Module** · 10-01-01, 08:01 PM

OUCH!!
I'll bet top dollar your first name isn't Casper LOL

Actually, I'm kinda with him.

I have seen too much reality warped over this here intarweb.

Anyone remember the guy who used to post here that made like a million dollars a year by licking and then mailing envelopes or something.

Said he had a porsche, mansion, super model wife, Pentium 6 (of course I am exhaggerating a bit, but those that remember the person I am talking about should get a laugh).

**ColdFusion** · 10-01-01, 08:02 PM

Originally posted by ghost
Heh, heh, we're asking advice on how to pick up women from a guy who just got his pubes about 3 years ago. Sorry LiNuXdAwG, but I just find that amusing. Nothing personal, just making a comment on the situation.

ZMoney, you were right, she's beautiful. Make sure you treat her well, and have fun while you can.

Prediction: The fight with his gf that LiNuXdAwG mentioned will mean an end to the pics and any possibility of proof.

I will also say this: If proven wrong, I will be the first to apologize. It's just with the guys I hang around with on the net in StreetRacers and Anti-Rice, my club, we get guys claiming incredible numbers in the quarter-mile that don't jive with their equipment. If they don't provide a timeslip, we dog the shlt out of them and they do not get respect again. I feel LiNuXdAwG is making quite a claim, since his babe is a 10, so naturally one would expect proof, given his equipment, heh. Am I a díck? Sure, but look at the pics he's provided so far of himself and her - there's quite a discrepancy.

Grr thats not nice at all.

**ghost** · 10-01-01, 08:04 PM

Originally posted by Immortal
here are pics of my gf and me making out with her..

she's looking at yah big boy..

I bet yer jealous...

ROTFLMFAO!!!! Dude, I'm dyin!!

**ghost** · 10-01-01, 08:15 PM

Originally posted by LiNuXdAwG

Grr thats not nice at all.

I apologize for being so blunt, LiNuXdAwG, but I couldn't see any other way to get my point across. Dude, if you've got a better pic of yourself, give it up! The one at Speedy Post makes you look like you're still watching SpongeBob Squarepants or I M Weasel.

Look at it this way, when you prove me wrong I'll be backpedaling and eating crow.

Everybody in here knows I like skinny girls, so I'll post a pic of her and you can rag on me, okay?