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    Cat Owners Beware!


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    I read that, kinda funny

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    OMFG! thats funny shii! lol

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    can't believe he lost a PINT of blood....that' one mean cat...

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    haha.. why oh why would he give the bird a shower?

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    My cat ever do that to me I'll fling her off the roof onto the pavement below.

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    no doubt...out the window it would go..... my little kitten would

    never think of hurting me......unless i got him wet it seems

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    Ditto PREY!!!!

    I also would like to know why he was giving his parrot a shower?? Any bird people out there that can answer that?

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    imagine coming home and telling your friends how you got hurt. Uh yea My um cat kicked my butt...
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    hahahaha

    That would suck

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    I know someone who could use a little treatment like that from his cat
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    maby he was really trying to have some i hate you sex with it.

    oh and btw i wonder if its breath smelled like cat food?
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    Originally posted by Prey521
    My cat ever do that to me I'll fling her off the roof onto the pavement below.
    Ummm hello u did that already and it lived! lol

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    Originally posted by YARDofSTUF


    Ummm hello u did that already and it lived! lol
    Nah, she just jumped from the 4th floor onto the grass in the back, I'd throw her from the roof (10th Floor) onto that pavement in front of the building, cat pizza for everyone
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    yuummmmmy i cant wait.
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    Originally posted by Prey521

    Nah, she just jumped from the 4th floor onto the grass in the back, I'd throw her from the roof (10th Floor) onto that pavement in front of the building, cat pizza for everyone
    I'll catch her and get a ton from teh pond and throw about 400 cats in ur place! lol

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    Originally posted by TheAntipop
    maby he was really trying to have some i hate you sex with it.

    oh and btw i wonder if its breath smelled like cat food?
    ewwwwwww, sex with the cat?

    Maybe the man was teasing it, by saying it had bad breath

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    I would have killed that cat...stick its paws in my 7k rpm fan in my computer hahah
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    If that older couple were my grandparents...I'd torture that cat with extreme prejudice. This is how I would do it.

    Being that the Parrot was probably also traumatized by the whole ordeal, I would start by letting him get some payback first.

    I'd ductape the body of the cat so that it would be immobilized. Then I would mix bird seed with some peanut butter and cover the cat's eyes with it. Then I'd let the parrot peck the eyes of the cat out while feeding himself!

    The second step is much simpler. I'd stab the cat once in the belly through the duct tape so that there would be a nice 1 inch hole. Then I'd put the cat in a burlap sack along with 1 rat. I'd then douse the burlap sack with gasoline and set it on fire. After 30 seconds, I'd put the fire out and open the remains of the sack to find the live rat hiding inside the dead cat...the hole in the cats belly was his only escape. then I'd set the rat free.

    If someone feels that is too horrible to even fathom, think about this: The Viet Cong did just that to some of our POW's during the Viet Nam conflict.

    ...formerly the omnipotent UOD

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    jeez-louise people....

    didn't know cat sex/torture/mayhem would become of this thread....

    just want to explain that i myself like cats very much....

    that old coupld in the story probably had a bobcat as a pet by mistake

    still can't see how a cat overpowers a human, even if the human is 80+ yrs old....i mean, i know old people can be really weak and all, but damn!......

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