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    I have win 98 source code

    hard to believe but I have it.. heres a chunk

    Code:
    /*
    Top Secret Microsoft(c) Code
    Project: Windows 98
    */
    #include "win31.h"
    #include "win95.h"
    #include "evenmore.h"
    #include "oldstuff.h"
    #include "billrulz.h"
    #define INSTALL = HARD
    
    char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
    
    void main()
    {
    while(!CRASHED)
    {
    display_copyright_message();
    display_bill_rules_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    if (first_time_installation)
    {
    make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
    do_nothing_loop();
    totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
    search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
    hang_system();
    }
    write_something(anything);
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_some_stuff();
    if (still_not_crashed)
    {
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    basically_run_windows_3.1();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_nothing_loop();
    }
    }
    
    if (detect_cache())
    disable_cache();
    
    if (fast_cpu())
    {
    set_wait_states(lots);
    set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
    set_mouse(action, jumpy);
    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
    }
    
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
    printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
    if (system_ok())
    crash(to_dos_prompt);
    else
    system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
    
    while(something)
    {
    sleep(5);
    get_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    act_on_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    }
    create_general_protection_fault();

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    Senior Member nightowl's Avatar
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    LOL that was great!!!!
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    lol, that's pretty funny
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    lol


    i didnt see the Repeat BSODs 666 times if system ok lol

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    MS bashing

    Careful Bill is watching...

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    Dj Optix
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    LOL.... i just emailed that as a memo to my coworkers... and the boss approved to send as a memo!!


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