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    Smile Good Morning to All, Giggles

    Good Morning to All, i hope it's a Dandy Day for You & Your's. Giggles

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    Have you heard the story of the broken pencil?

    No?

    Oh well, no matter, it's pointless…

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    A hot dog walks into a bar and orders a beer.

    The bartender smiles and says

    "Sorry, we don't serve food here!"

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    Two little brothers were going to bed when the oldest says,

    'I'm going to say a bad word tomorrow.

    I'm going to say hell.'

    The younger says,

    'Thats a good idea

    I'm going to say a$$'.

    The next morning as they sit down for breakfast their mother asks the oldest what

    he would like.

    He said

    'Oh, hell, give me some rice crispies.'

    Their mother wacked him right off his chair and asked the youngest what he would have

    He said,

    'Well you can bet your a$$ it isn't rice crispies.'



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    A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving on the highway and asks him to take a
    Breathalyzer test.

    "I can't do that because I'm an asthmatic," says the man.

    "The Breathalyzer could bring on an attack."

    So the cop suggests a urine sample.

    "Can't do it," says the man.

    "I'm a diabetic, so my urine always strange stuff in it."

    "Well," says the angry cop,

    "why don't you just get out of the car and walk this white line?"

    "Sorry," says the man,

    "but I can't do that either."

    "Why not?" asks the officer.

    The man belches and then says,

    "Because I'm drunk."


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    As a good way to save money, a couple decided that every time they have sex,

    the husband put his pocket change into a piggy bank on the bedside table.

    One night, while being unusually athletic, he accidentally knocked the bank to the floor

    where it smashed.

    To his surprise, among the masses of coins, there were handfuls of five and ten
    dollar bills.

    He asks his wife what's up.

    "Well," she replied,

    "not everyone is as cheap as you are."


    regards minir

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    LOL..thanks for the laughs minir. Oh and a goodmorning to you too!

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    hehe, very nice minir; very nice!

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    Hi Guy's

    i.m glad you enjoyed a laugh or two

    Thanks for responding

    have a good one

    minir

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    thanx minir good ones i laughed too hard.
    I am the Antipop the man you cannot stop

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    Minir now I will never be able to eat rice crispies without thinking of that Joke!

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    that first one was the funniest, but i liked them all.

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    Hi mouse, Hi TheAntipop & fastspaz

    Thanks for joining in. mouse now breakfast will be more fun

    I'm happy you all enjoyed the funnies

    Thanks minir

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    Thanks for the laugh Minir.

    I LOVED the one about the drunk guy getting pulled over.

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    Norm u back ? if so its good to see you come back maybe the norm cult will quiet down now

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    Why things failed in the first marriage.....

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    Hell_Yes

    Luck is where preparation meets opportunity - Seneca

    "Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'" - Isaac Asimov

    It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Nietzsche

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    Hi Hell_Yes

    i get the following message when i go to your site

    "We're sorry, your mail session has expired. Please login again. (Reference #306) "

    would it have been a lack of communication per chance that caused the breakup

    regards larry

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    Hell_Yes

    Luck is where preparation meets opportunity - Seneca

    "Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'" - Isaac Asimov

    It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Nietzsche

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    Thanks Hell_Yes


    Ah! the good old days'

    When a womans place was in the home


    no more Harriet for the Oz i'm afraid. Times they be a changin. Sigh!

    regards minir

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