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    Smile a Good Night giggle

    Sorry i'm late with the Giggles, Installed win 2 k today.



    A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water.

    His camel dies of thirst.

    He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last

    all of a sudden he sees a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.

    He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an ash tray
    from an old car.

    He opens it and out pops a genie....

    But this is no ordinary genie.

    He is wearing a polka dot bow tie and plaid sport coat

    There's a dog-eared little book in the breast pocket with a blue cover

    He has a pencil tucked behind one ear.

    "Well, kid," says the genie. "You know how it works. You have three wishes."

    "I'm not falling for this." says the man.

    "I'm not going to trust a car salesman!"

    "What do you have to lose?

    You've got no transportation, and It looks like you're a goner anyway!"

    The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right.

    " OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and drink."

    ***POOF***

    The man finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen.

    And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

    "OK, kid, what's your second wish."

    "My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."

    ***POOF***

    The Arab finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold and precious gems.

    "OK, kid, you have just one more wish.

    Better make it a good one!"

    After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says:

    "I wish that no matter where I go beautiful women will want and need me."

    ***POOF***

    He is turned into a tampon.

    The moral of the story?

    If a car salesman offers you anything at no cost,

    there's got to be a string attached.


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    Bought my girlfriend a mood ring the other day.

    When she's in a good mood it turns green.

    When she's in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on my forehead.



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    A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.

    It was so far out, there was no electricity.

    When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child.

    The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see,

    The child did so,

    the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet

    The Doctor then spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.

    The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.

    "Hit him again," the 5-year-old said.

    "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!"


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    " Beauty is only a light switch away."

    * Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.

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    This guy asks his friend,

    'If they were to drop a bomb right now what would be the first thing you would do?'

    Second guy says,

    I would make love to the first thing that moved, what would you do?

    The first guy says,

    I would stand very still for half an hour.

    have a good sleep

    regards minir

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    Those were pretty good! I liked the country doctor one and the Mood Ring! LOL

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    Hi mouse

    Glad you got a laugh or two. the Doctor one broke me up too

    take care minir

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    lol, i liked the car salesman-genie was my fav., so true....
    Last edited by Loch-nar; 06-13-01 at 04:22 PM.

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    Hi ya Loch-nar

    there is truth in humour. Hahaha

    Thanks

    minir

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    you know how to pick them.

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    Hi ya fastspaz

    you know how to pick them.
    Thanks, now if i could just do that at the track, i'd be a real winner

    regards minir

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