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    Accordion to a scientific study, 95% of fast readers don't read individual words per se, and therefore will not detect sentences where the first word is replaced by a musical instrument.

    Even a different wording, like "quit with the puns, or I may have to resort to violins" may work just as well.
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    Would playing the skin flute count?














    Blonde Playing Skin Flute- NWS, NS Use extreme caution!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (This is right there with Prey and the MIL neekeed!!1!!!!!!)
































    Yeap, I knew that a bunch of dirty minded peeps would have their mind in the gutter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111 (OMGHI2U Humby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Philip View Post
    Accordion to a scientific study, 95% of fast readers don't read individual words per se, and therefore will not detect sentences where the first word is replaced by a musical instrument.

    Even a different wording, like "quit with the puns, or I may have to resort to violins" may work just as well.
    Nice try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    Would playing the skin flute count?
    yes
    People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    Would playing the skin flute count?
    What do you mean?













    Blonde Playing Skin Flute- NWS, NS Use extreme caution!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (This is right there with Prey and the MIL neekeed!!1!!!!!!)
































    Yeap, I knew that a bunch of dirty minded peeps would have their mind in the gutter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111 (OMGHI2U Humby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111) [/QUOTE]

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