The maid asked her employer's wife for a raise.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to discuss the reason for the request.
She asked, “Now Maria, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?

Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I should get a pay increaze.
Wife: "And what just might those reasons be?"

Maria: The first eez that I iron better than you."
Wife: “Who said you iron better than I do?”
Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”
Wife: “Oh yeah?”

Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I am?”
Maria: “Jor hozban he say so.”

Wife, becoming increasingly agitated says, “Oh he did, did he?”

Maria: “Si Señora, and the third reason eez that I am mucho better in the bed than you are ”
Wife, really boiling now asked through her gritted teeth, “And did my husband tell you that as well?”

Maria: “Oh no Señora… Pedro the gardener did.”

Wife: “So how big a raise do you want Maria?”