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    Smile The Maid's Pay Raise

    The maid asked her employer's wife for a raise.

    The wife was very upset about this and decided to discuss the reason for the request.
    She asked, “Now Maria, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?

    Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I should get a pay increaze.
    Wife: "And what just might those reasons be?"

    Maria: The first eez that I iron better than you."
    Wife: “Who said you iron better than I do?”
    Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”
    Wife: “Oh yeah?”

    Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”
    Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I am?”
    Maria: “Jor hozban he say so.”

    Wife, becoming increasingly agitated says, “Oh he did, did he?”

    Maria: “Si Señora, and the third reason eez that I am mucho better in the bed than you are ”
    Wife, really boiling now asked through her gritted teeth, “And did my husband tell you that as well?”


    Maria: “Oh no Señora… Pedro the gardener did.”


    Wife: “So how big a raise do you want Maria?”
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    minir

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