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    Smile Winter Vacation

    Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation.

    When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets
    back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"

    She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them
    up."

    After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and
    says again, "Man! my hands are really freezing!"

    She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up."
    He does, and again that warms him up.

    After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them
    through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are really,really freezing!"


    She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"

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    LMAO...she wants some munchin' huh? Good one!

    He should say his wood is cold!
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    Quote Originally Posted by YeOldeStonecat View Post
    LMAO...she wants some munchin' huh? Good one!

    He should say his wood is cold!
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    Hi Brian

    They didn't call those ear warmers of old Muffs without reason

    Have a great weekend.

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    Larry

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