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    Senior Member Easto's Avatar
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    Angry I just don't get women...

    How come when I'm ready to get up and go somewhere and I say "I'm ready" it pretty much means my hands on the door knob and I'm ready to step outside. When my wife says "I'm ready" it only means that the basic heavy work is done. She still needs to find her purse, cell phone and take the trash out? All during the time I thought she was "ready", I'm out in the car with the motor running... waiting.

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    lol dont try to figure that one out my friend, just sit in the car and turn your favorite radio station on and enjoy the alone time for a minute

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    To error is human but piss off the wife and all that means nothing!

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    well just say you are ready 15 minutes before you really are !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    well just say you are ready 15 minutes before you really are !
    That too..

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    You guys are funny! lol!

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    Tell her theres a time sensitive sale at Ikea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Easto View Post
    I just don't get women...
    They have BooBs - The End!
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    I don't really have this problem much... I say well in advanced what time I want to leave usually a day or so ahead as I like to plan good.

    On the flip side I have buddies that are horrible at being late, never time anything and are worse than any woman I've ever seen for reasons I've yet to figure out.

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    just remember if it has t*** or tires it will give problems

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    I always tell them to be ready on time, i give them a time 1/2 hour early. works every time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by YARDofSTUF View Post
    Tell her theres a time sensitive sale at Ikea.
    IM READY!

    ...oh.... you were just joking.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by leatherneck View Post
    they have boobs - the end!
    win!!!
    Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
    I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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