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    Rapture

    This being my last day on earth, screw you all. If it is not the last day, drinks at my house Sunday, my treat.

    Leave your rapture message here.

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    ....burp
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    “The most beautiful thing we can experience in life is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: for his eyes are closed.” - Albert Einstein

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    I agree. Screw you all. What are we having Sunday besides drinks? I need food man, food.
    Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. -Bill Gates

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    I don't have any clean underwear for either one!

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    Fortunately I misread title as I had great fear of seeing a pic of the Leftster laying in a hospital bed with his lower mid section iced down. (And Mrs. Lefty begging them to not let the “swelling” go down!)

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    as you know,I will be one of the ones staying on the earth this weekend,that way I can have ALL the Budweiser and take care of all the dogs that are left behind.
    I will also have time to stop by your place Lefty and share the cold ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefty View Post
    This being my last day on earth, screw you all. If it is not the last day, drinks at my house Sunday, my treat.

    Leave your rapture message here.
    Hell freezing over is probably the only way the Raiders will win anything at this point. That or if you are lucky the other teams will all go to Heaven that way the Raiders can be left playing with themselves.... err by themselves.

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    Just got selected to my second Jury panel starting next week. No worries with the world ending Saturday. #winning

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    Quote Originally Posted by blebs View Post
    I agree. Screw you all. What are we having Sunday besides drinks? I need man food,
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    For those of us left behind can you imagine a world without religion?

    "I was once banned from a bookstore for moving all the bibles to fiction"

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    Oh **** I'm still here and with a killer hangover. **** I wouldn't have drunk so much had I known I would have to pay for it. I need a sexy zombie to eat my brain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unholy View Post
    For those of us left behind can you imagine a world without religion?
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    Polemic and jokes aside, religion isn't the problem; it's that people rely on someone else to tell them what a text says or means instead of researching it themselves and making their own determination. They blindly accept the edicts of these self-styled "prophets" even unto radical expressions of their interpretations. In this case, any Christian (or anyone else, for that matter) who's actually read the New Testament would know this May 21st old fart was a false prophet; none of his followers apparently have, though. The saddest part to me is the young people who were used to pimp the date and help rake in money for the "ministry". Unless we see a mass Kool-Aid chugging or people being carried out on stretchers covered in black cloths, I'll bet this "pastor" has a new Mercedes by the end of the week.

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    dam its past 6 and i still here o well ill try again in 20 yrs he first said it was in 92 now today wrong both times or he was left both times as well lol

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    Party at Lefty's!
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    The Rapture was real and it happened as predicted. You all are still here. Welcome to Hell!!!! Please pass the sunscreen...it's going to get real hot around these here parts!

    ...formerly the omnipotent UOD

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    Cloudy cool and rainy here in this part of hell....
    Kinky is using a feather.
    Perverted is using the whole chicken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chimdogger View Post
    Cloudy cool and rainy here in this part of hell....

    Not rain...Lucifer's piss.

    ...formerly the omnipotent UOD

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