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    Ok, so I shaved my bush.

    Am I any less of a man? Never trimmed or tidied before and just went for the gusto. My wife doesn't even know yet...
    Kinky is using a feather.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chimdogger View Post
    Am I any less of a man? Never trimmed or tidied before and just went for the gusto. My wife doesn't even know yet...
    Never done that, but I hear it itches like a mofo.

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    Bic it?

    Wait untill it starts to grow back buddy! ahahahahahaha! Specially around the nuts!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chimdogger View Post
    Am I any less of a man? Never trimmed or tidied before and just went for the gusto. My wife doesn't even know yet...
    the only time I had to do that,and that included the balls ,was for my vasectomy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    the only time I had to do that,and that included the balls ,was for my vasectomy.
    Been considering going that route. How long were you out after your surgery man? Was the pain real bad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roody View Post
    Been considering going that route. How long were you out after your surgery man? Was the pain real bad?
    it was "out patient" surgery,done in the doctor's office,I was up and around that day,I was back to work in 2 days,and the only real discomfort was the surgery itself,and that was only because I am a wimp when it comes to that stuff,otherwise it was no problem.It was a lot less problem than I built up in my own mind.

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    Ain't nobody getting near my balls with no type of cutting device PERIOD!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    it was "out patient" surgery,done in the doctor's office,I was up and around that day,I was back to work in 2 days,and the only real discomfort was the surgery itself,and that was only because I am a wimp when it comes to that stuff,otherwise it was no problem.It was a lot less problem than I built up in my own mind.
    Ok. Thanks for the info.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sava700 View Post
    Ain't nobody getting near my balls with no type of cutting device PERIOD!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sava700 View Post
    Ain't nobody getting near my balls with no type of cutting device PERIOD!!
    That's like...a triple negative! "Ain't nobody" means someone is. And you want to follow that with "any type of cutting device" because if you say you don't want them there with "no type" you really want to say you don't want them near them with "any type".
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    Quote Originally Posted by yeoldestonecat View Post
    that's like...a triple negative! "ain't nobody" means someone is. And you want to follow that with "any type of cutting device" because if you say you don't want them there with "no type" you really want to say you don't want them near them with "any type".
    (-)+(-)+(-) = - ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by YeOldeStonecat View Post
    That's like...a triple negative! "Ain't nobody" means someone is. And you want to follow that with "any type of cutting device" because if you say you don't want them there with "no type" you really want to say you don't want them near them with "any type".
    Dude, I understood him just fine. Y'all don't speak hillbilly or what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by joecool169 View Post
    Dude, I understood him just fine. Y'all don't speak hillbilly or what?
    Dem younins gots lots of learnin to be done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YeOldeStonecat View Post
    That's like...a triple negative! "Ain't nobody" means someone is. And you want to follow that with "any type of cutting device" because if you say you don't want them there with "no type" you really want to say you don't want them near them with "any type".
    gotta learn ya in the ways of the south speech some day...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sava700 View Post
    gotta learn ya in the ways of the south speech some day...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sava700 View Post
    gotta learn ya in the ways of the south speech some day...

    I guess he only understands Yankee speak. Don’t use any y’alls, ain’ts or dat’s, it throws him off and sets his head to a spinning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chimdogger View Post
    Am I any less of a man? Never trimmed or tidied before and just went for the gusto. My wife doesn't even know yet...
    Unless you are a pr0n star, usually women shave and men trim..., and the man trim job is usually done by the lady...

    Shaving/trimming each other can add hours of good wholesome fun to your adventure! Works right into foreplay...

    I have been shaved by ladies before, but I certainly wouldn't shave myself... I'm just sayin'...

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    I see absolutely zero arousal in having my wife trim me, and vice versa. Some **** you just gotta do yourself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JBrazen View Post
    I see absolutely zero arousal in having my wife trim me, and vice versa. Some **** you just gotta do yourself.
    Agreed. No way would I ever let anyone with something sharp near my twig and berries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JBrazen View Post
    I see absolutely zero arousal in having my wife trim me, and vice versa. Some **** you just gotta do yourself.
    Sorry 'bout your luck ...I'm not married...

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