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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    him and and his best friend planned a night out on the town and then,,,,,,
    ...and they ran into Debbie....
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    …….. and soon they realized as they we scrapping furry little bloody parts of the wall, it doesn’t matter how much tape you use, the little bastards still explode all over the place if you …………..
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoundEye View Post
    …….. and soon they realized as they we scrapping furry little bloody parts of the wall, it doesn’t matter how much tape you use, the little bastards still explode all over the place if you …………..
    put them in a microwave and,,,,,,,,

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    Forget to close the door when you turn it on. Next time we’ll have to remind MadDoc not to………….
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    forget to lubricate the hinges before...
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    ..they flipped the switch on to the sex robot they built. They were still fearful the worst would happen, which was…..
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    Brent calling from the tub.."Who's Next?"

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    ….. as he was thinking to himself, “I’m still an unsatisfied man, I hope that someday I can find a real man to satisfy my every need” but the bubbles in the tub were starting to go flat and………..
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoundEye View Post
    ….. as Brent was thinking to himself, “I’m still an unsatisfied man, I hope that someday I can find a real man to satisfy my every need” but the bubbles in the tub were starting to go flat and………..
    Brent dismissed the thought of coming out of the closet, but just as he thought there was no chance of,,,,,,
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    ….….. the world accepting him as a gay man after he had spewed all his rhetoric about God, and the worst part is ……………
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    an all forgiving Lord DID accept him, as he made him

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    Then suddenly, out of nowhere, Sava, looking very handsome in his new military duds, in a wild panic runs by fumbling for his side arm. A raving lunatic, naked except for army boots and helmet, speeds after him holding his erect and rather lager penis. They round the corner and..
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    Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
    People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDoctor View Post
    Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
    They find MadDoc counting sheep with a gleam in his eye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeremyboycool View Post
    Then suddenly, out of nowhere, Sava, looking very handsome in his new military duds, in a wild panic runs by fumbling for his side arm. A raving lunatic, naked except for army boots and helmet, speeds after him holding his erect and rather lager penis. They round the corner and..
    A "lager" penis? A taste treat for the gay beer drinker!

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    Quote Originally Posted by David View Post
    A "lager" penis? A taste treat for the gay beer drinker!
    and with that Brent and Sava cheered and had a cold beer together,*Brent always watching Sava's sidearm revolver though*,

    but just then ! ......

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    ……..I seen a whole batch of people running inside with the look of fear in their eyes. The only thing I could make out from all the screaming was “outside!”, so I looked out the window and saw a squadron of rabid gray monkeys flying around. Not really knowing what to do, I just screamed for everybody to get dressed and.......….
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    this whole thread .....
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoundEye View Post
    ……..I seen a whole batch of people running inside with the look of fear in their eyes. The only thing I could make out from all the screaming was “outside!”, so I looked out the window and saw a squadron of rabid gray monkeys flying around. Not really knowing what to do, I just screamed for everybody to get dressed and.......….
    spank the monkey !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    spank the monkey !
    before the monkey spanks you with a pattended MadDoc econo sized sheep stick...
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