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    once upon a time,,,,,,

    long long ago,there was a sheep loving man named maddoctor,and one day,he was seen,,,,








    *continue the story*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    long long ago,there was a sheep loving man named maddoctor,and one day,he was seen,,,,
    standing by a herd of sheep by a great fisherman, Dan ! and Dan saw this and yelled out.,,,

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    ".... scratching his backside up against a bus tire from which was full of Obama Impersonators when all of a sudden..."

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    ...the world blew up

    the end.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brent View Post
    I gave MD a "knob job" but my technique was so bad that not even a goat would give me a try. My life sucks.... and I suck, but not very well.

    the story continues....
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    People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDoctor View Post
    Fixed for truth
    and consequences

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    and consequences
    Was soon to follow, in the truck loads, after Dan the Great Fisherman waved and said, "Hello friend" to Maddoctor...
    Last edited by jeremyboycool; 10-09-09 at 12:39 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jeremyboycool View Post
    Was soon to follow, in the truck loads, after Dan the Great Fisherman waved and said, "Hello friend" to Maddoctor...
    but before Maddoctor could reply ! YeOldeStonecat jumped out of the water completely naked and ,,,,,,,

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    ...then the world blew up

    the end.
    "Would you mind not standing on my chest, my hats on fire." - The Doctor

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    but before Maddoctor could reply ! YeOldeStonecat jumped out of the water completely naked and ,,,,,,,
    ...yelled "Hey MadDoc, take your wife back...she's kinda exhausted now!"
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    And my wife said: true... but it's hard work to get any satisfaction from a guy who is sport'n 1" of limp meat. MD is hung like a horse.
    People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDoctor View Post
    And my wife said: true... but it's hard work to get any satisfaction from a guy who is sport'n 1" of limp meat. MD is hung like a sea horse.
    But with her blowhole adequately massaged, the buck naked StoneCat kicked back with Dan the fisherman. Over a lager, they chatting about the joys of cetacean sex

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    Quote Originally Posted by David View Post
    But with her blowhole adequately massaged, the buck naked StoneCat kicked back with Dan the fisherman. Over a lager, they chatting about the joys of cetacean sex
    Did you know the average size of a blue whales penis is near 10 feet long and 3 foot circumference?
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    Quote Originally Posted by YeOldeStonecat View Post
    Did you know the average size of a blue whales penis is near 10 feet long and 3 foot circumference?
    "No! I did not", replied Brent, "oooh my my, blow up the whales...then blow up the world."
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    Then Brent realized how much of a troll dick he was being and decided to open his bible and find a section that could influence him on how to properly treat his fellow man.

    Meanwhile MadDoc was on his way to the store to buy the econosized five gallon bucket of baby oil.
    Sliding down the banister of life ..........................

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    but remembered he already had several five gallon buckets baby oil so he went to the pet store to get three gerbils and a mouse.
    People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoundEye View Post
    Then Brent realized how much of a troll dick he was being and decided to open his bible and find a section that could influence him on how to properly treat his fellow man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDoctor View Post
    but remembered he already had several five gallon buckets baby oil so he went to the pet store to get three gerbils and a mouse.
    but the owner of the pet store (humboldt) said NO WAY! I will NOT sell you any more rodents,and proceeded to call,,,,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    but the owner of the pet store (humboldt) said NO WAY! I will NOT sell you any more rodents,and proceeded to call,,,,
    ...the hardware store, so he could purchase more electrical tape to wrap around the hamsters to keep them from exploading when...
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    Quote Originally Posted by YeOldeStonecat View Post
    ...the hardware store, so he could purchase more electrical tape to wrap around the hamsters to keep them from exploading when...
    him and and his best friend

    planned a night out on the town and then,,,,,,

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