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    Beliefs...

    Someone just emailed me this...


    Taoism:
    **it happens.

    Buddhism:
    If **it happens, it's not really **it.

    Islam:
    If **it happens, it's the will of Allah.

    Protestantism:
    **it happens because you don't work hard enough.

    Judaism:
    Why does this **it always happen to us?

    Hinduism:
    This **it happened before.

    Catholicism:
    **it happens because you're bad.

    Hare Krishna:
    **it happens rama rama.

    T.V. Evangelism:
    Send more **it.

    Atheism:
    No **it.

    Jehova's Witness:
    Knock knock, **it happens.

    Hedonism:
    There's nothing like a good **it happening.

    Christian Science:
    **it happens in your mind.

    Agnosticism:
    Maybe **it happens, maybe it doesn't.

    Rastafarianism:
    Let's smoke this **it.

    Existentialism:
    What is **it anyway?

    Stoicism:
    This **it doesn't bother me.

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    ...back on topic...

    Scientology
    As you level up more crazy **it happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yardofstuf View Post
    ...back on topic...

    scientology
    as you level up more crazy **it happens.
    lol
    "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge." - Stephen Hawking

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    30 years ago...

    I was about 6 and we went to Mt Vernon.

    I distinctly remember my family discussing whether to go see the old outhouses and being puzzled by my father's opinion, "Why? It's just a bunch of old sh*t."

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    Quote Originally Posted by YARDofSTUF View Post
    ...back on topic...

    Scientology
    As you level up more crazy **it happens.

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    Funny **it
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    “The most beautiful thing we can experience in life is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: for his eyes are closed.” - Albert Einstein

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    Beliefs...

    Making new things.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burke View Post
    Bwuahahahahahaha

    Oh man that was hilarious
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