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    Goodbye daddy


    A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and

    listened to her prayers which ended by saying:

    'God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye

    Grandpa.' The father asked, 'Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?' The

    little girl said, 'I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing

    to do.'

    The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange

    coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and

    listened to her prayers which went like

    this: 'God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma.'

    The next day the grandmother died. 'Holy **** ' thought the father,

    this kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when

    the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: 'God bless Mommy and

    goodbye Daddy.'

    He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got

    up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat

    all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get

    by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so

    instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking

    coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally,

    midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

    When he got home his wife said 'I've never seen you work so late,

    what's the matter?' He said 'I don't want to talk about it; I've just

    spent the worst day of my life.' She said, 'You think you had a bad

    day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf

    pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!

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