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    Senior Member Gixxer's Avatar
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    An old lady's wish.

    An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when all of a sudden a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

    "Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really, really rich."

    *POOF*

    Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

    She smiles and says: "Gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."

    *POOF*

    She turns into a beautiful young woman.

    "Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh... can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.

    *POOF*

    There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.

    She stares at him, smitten. He saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear: "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered!"
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    Ohh Hell yeah.. Sava700's Avatar
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    lol wtf... poor cat

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