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    Smile OK little boys and girls, come sit on Santa’s lap

    Tell me want for Christmas this year.
    Ho Ho Ho !!!! I know where all the bad girls live.

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    Honestly, truthfully, I just want to spend time around family this year, and realize how blessed we are to have the family we have, and to be very thankful for everything. For me, the time (and money) to make that happen are what I need the most so this can happen.
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    If you come to my house again, I'm going to arrest you for break and entry charges plus theft for stealing my cookies and milk. Let alone the damage you made to my chimney lining and the poop your reindeer left on my roof..

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    A black leather billfold and a high quality meat thermometer for cooking.

    Good to see you, Claus.

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    I want yer head on a pike, fatman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainman View Post
    a high quality meat thermometer
    I have one of those! But YOU can't have it!


    Wat up Santa dude! Same time & place as years past...? (Bring adult females this time, OK?...)

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    Same thing I asked for last year that I never got

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    I want a lot of Weighted Companion Cube Plush's (or just one, I'll settle with one if I have to.), Some of the fuzzy dice too, a replica portal gun, a job, my medical bill payed for without money from my pocket (37k and counting up.), the power armor figurine from fallout 3 LCE from UK, a working replica of the pip-boy 3000 and I don't mean the stupid clock, pip-boy bobble heads and that's all I can think of for the moment... I'll edit this as soon as I figure out what else..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brent View Post
    Honestly, truthfully, I just want to spend time around family this year, and realize how blessed we are to have the family we have, and to be very thankful for everything. For me, the time (and money) to make that happen are what I need the most so this can happen.

    I see an address change on the list. Did you not you move closer to family?
    Ho Ho Ho !!!! I know where all the bad girls live.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Think View Post
    If you come to my house again, I'm going to arrest you for break and entry charges plus theft for stealing my cookies and milk. Let alone the damage you made to my chimney lining and the poop your reindeer left on my roof..



    Well the cookies and milk did have a big SANTA sign by them. Sorry about the chimney, leave the front door unlocked this year and it won’t happen again. As far as the reindeer, well reindeer do what reindeer gotta do.
    Ho Ho Ho !!!! I know where all the bad girls live.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainman View Post
    A black leather billfold and a high quality meat thermometer for cooking.

    Good to see you, Claus.

    Easy to do and it’s a done deal.
    Ho Ho Ho !!!! I know where all the bad girls live.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brembo View Post
    I want yer head on a pike, fatman.
    Wow, what resentment to the jolly guy in red.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken View Post
    Bring adult females this time, OK?
    Santa isn’t a pedophile, they were dwarves you mental midget.
    Ho Ho Ho !!!! I know where all the bad girls live.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paft View Post
    A job that lets me pay the bills.

    You can up North with me, draw back is snow, wrapping toys all year and one day off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sava700 View Post
    Same thing I asked for last year that I never got
    You probably won’t get it this year either. Kid’s usually don’t get everything they ask for every year, now let it go. Before you find out holding a grudge can get quite heavy.
    Ho Ho Ho !!!! I know where all the bad girls live.

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    Quote Originally Posted by penguincomrade View Post
    I want a lot of Weighted Companion Cube Plush's (or just one, I'll settle with one if I have to.), Some of the fuzzy dice too, a replica portal gun, a job, my medical billed payed for without money from my pocket (37k and counting up.), the power armor figurine from fallout 3 LCE from UK, a working replica of the pip-boy 3000 and I don't mean the stupid clock, pip-boy bobble heads and that's all I can think of for the moment... I'll edit this as soon as I figure out what else..

    You've had quite the bad year, I'll bring what I can so long as it fits down the chimney.
    Ho Ho Ho !!!! I know where all the bad girls live.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Santa Claus View Post
    You probably won’t get it this year either. Kid’s usually don’t get everything they ask for every year, now let it go. Before you find out holding a grudge can get quite heavy.
    ya remember what I asked for last year? It was rather simple...I can change it around a bit this year or I can wait with a shotgun outside come xmas night...I leave it up to you there buddy

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