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    Them crazy Canadians....

    Quebec comedy duo talks porn and politics with oblivious Sarah Palin

    In an over-the-top accent, one half of a notorious Quebec comedy duo claims to be the president of France as he describes sex with his famous wife, the joy of killing animals and Hustler magazine's latest Sarah Palin porno spoof.

    At the other end of the line? An oblivious Sarah Palin.

    "We should go hunting together," Palin offers when Audette professes a love of hunting - or, more precisely, killing animals. "We can have a lot of fun together while we're getting work done. We could kill two birds with one stone."

    Audette then jokes that they shouldn't bring Cheney on the hunt, referring to the 2006 incident in which the vice-president shot and injured a friend while hunting quail.

    "I'll be a careful shot," responds Palin, who praises Sarkozy throughout the call.

    "I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally - and your beautiful wife, oh my goodness," she says.

    I can't find this on youtube yet.

    Just in....I found it.

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    Transcript follows:


    SP Assist: This is Betsy.
    MA: Hello, Betsy. This is Frank líouvrier (Frank the worker], Iím with President Sarkozy, on the line for Governor Palin.

    SP Assist: One second please, can you hold on one second please?
    MA: No problem.

    SP Assist: Hi, Iím going to hand the phone over to her.
    MA: Okay thank you very much Iím going to put the president on the line.
    SP Assist: Ok heís coming to the line.

    SP: This is Sarah.
    MA: Okay, Governor Palin?

    SP: Hellloooo...(long drawn out, like Well, hellooooo)
    MA: Just hold on for President Sarkozy, one moment.
    SP [To someone in the room]: Oh, itís not him yet, I always do that. Iíll just have people hand it to me right when itís them.

    FNS: Yes, hello, Governor Palin? Yes, hello, Mrs. Governor?
    SP: Hello this is Sarah., how are you?

    FNS: Fine, and you, this is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking, how are you?
    SP: good, itís so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.

    FNS: Oh, itís a pleasure.
    SP: Thank you sir, we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I, we love you and thank you for spending a few minutes to talk to me.

    FNS: I follow your campaigns closely with my special American Advisor Johnny Hallyday, you know?
    SP: Yes! Good!

    FNS: Excellent! Are you confident?
    SP: Very confident and weíre thankful that the polls are showing that the race is tightening and--

    FNS: Well I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting. How do you feel right now my dear?
    SP: Ah, I feel so good. I feel like weíre in a marathon and at the very end of the marathon, you get your second wind and you plow to the finishó

    FNS: You see, I got elected in France because Iím real and you seem to be someone whoís real as well.
    SP: Yes, yeah, Nicolas, we so appreciate this opportunity.

    FNS: You know, I see you as a president, one day, you too.
    SP: [Muahaaa...weird laugh], maybe in 8 years. Haha

    FNS: Well, ah, I hope for you. You know we have a lot in common because personally one of my favorite activities is to hunt too.
    SP: [Giggle]o h very good, we should go hunting together.

    FNS: Exactly! We could go try hunting by helicopter, like you did, I never did that.
    SP: [Giggle]

    FNS: Like we say in France, "on pourrait tuer des bťbťs phoques aussi" [Translation: We could also kill some baby seals.]
    SP: [Giggle] Well I think we could have a lot of fun together as weíre getting work done, we can kill two birds with one stone that way.

    FNS: I just love killing those animals. Mm, mm. Take away a life, that is so fun!
    SP: [Hahahaha]

    FNS: Iíd really love to go as long as we donít bring your Vice president Cheney, hahaha.
    SP: No, Iíll be a careful shot, yes.

    FNS: You know we have a lot in common also except that from my house [Note: This sounds somewhat like 'ass', with the accent, but I believe it's house, without the h, which is how the speaker says most of his 'h' words] I can see Belgium. Thatís kind of less interesting than you.
    SP: Well, see, weíre right next door to other countries that we all need to be working with, yes.

    FNS: Some people said in the last days, and I thought that was mean, that you werenít experienced enough in foreign relations, and you know, thatís completely false, thatís the thing I said to my great friend, the Prime Minister of Canada, Stef Carse [Stephen Harper is the PM].
    SP: Well, heís doing fine, too, and yeah when you come into a position underestimated, it gives you the opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder-

    FNS: I, I was wondering because you are also next to him, one of my good friends, also, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr. Richard Z. Sirois [a famous Quebec radio host], have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?
    SP: Uh, havenít seen him at one of the rallies, but itís been great working with the Canadian officials in my role as governor; we have a great cooperative effort there as we work on all of our resource development projects. You know I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife, oh my goodness, youíve added a lot of energy to your country, even, with that beautiful family of yours.

    FNS: Thank you very much. You know my wife, Carla, would love to meet you. You know even though she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today. [Hahahaha]
    SP: [Hahahha] Well give her a big hug from me.

    FNS: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former top model and sheís so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.
    SP: Oh my goodness! I didnít know that.

    FNS: Yes, in French, itís called Du rouge ŗ lŤvres sur une cochonne [Translate: Lipstick on a smutty girl (note: I've seen other sites that say this translates to lipstick on a sow)] or if you prefer in English Joe the Plumber, [sings] Itís his life, Joe the Plumber..."
    SP: Maybe she understands some of the unfair criticism but I bet you she is such a hard worker, too, and she realizes you just plow through that criticism like

    FNS: I just want to be sure, I donítí quite understand the phenomenon "Joe the Plumber," thatís not your husband, right?
    SP: Mmhmm, thatís into my husband but heís a normal American who just works hard and doesnít want government to take his money.

    FNS: Yes, yes, I understand, we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France, itís called, "Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit, oui."
    SP: Right. Thatís what itís all about, is the middle class, and government needing to work for them. Youíre a very good example for us here.

    FNS: I seen a bit about NBC even Fox News wasnít an ally, an ally, sorry, about as much as usual.
    SP: Yeah thatís what weíre up against.

    FNS: I must say, Governor Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life, you know, Hustlerís "Nailin Palin."
    SP: Oh, good, thank you. Yes.

    FNS: That was really edgy.
    SP: [Laughs] Well good.

    FNS: I really love you. And I must say something, so, Governor, youíve been pranked.
    By the Master Avengers. Weíre two comedians from Montreal
    SP: Oohhh have we been pranked? And what radio station is this? [tries to force herself to sound nice but you can tell sheís pissed]

    FNS: This is for CKOI in Montreal.
    SP: In Montreal? Tell me the radio station call letters
    [SP leaves phone, continuous griping in background, sounds like, "For chrissakes...that was ??? Just a radio station prank...chrissakes..."]

    MA: Hello? If one voice can change the world for Obama, one Viagra can change the world for McCain.
    [Manís voice in background: hang up, hang up.]
    SP Assist: Hi, Iím sorry, I have to let you go. Um, thank you.

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    FNS: I must say, Governor Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life, you know, Hustler’s "Nailin Palin."
    SP: Oh, good, thank you. Yes.

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