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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDoctor View Post
    Good Lord man!!!!! That log must have been the size of a large man's arm!!!!

    Those turbo-flush pressurized toilet can flush body parts to include bone. He must have eaten 8 lbs. of peanut butter to cause that kind of blockage.

    No... I don't want to see a picture of the guy.

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    Stick his head in the toilet and flush.

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    maybe you have a phantom pooper in your dorm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoundEye View Post
    I would leave some exlax laden brownies on the counter and then wrap the toilet with saran wrap in the middle of the night. Let’s see him clean that mess up.


    (not really but it’s a funny idea to think about)
    Roundeye there is something that works faster and has no taste when mixed with a drink--Miralax. Used it for colonoscopy prep, that should tell you how well it works! Get the large bottle and put it in a pitcher with some Gatorade or whatever the clown drinks. 1/2 hour later, someone is going to be making a mess.

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    blebs, what an evil, demented little man you are.

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    Wait till he is sleeping and then beat him with a plunger...a la Full Metal Jacket

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shagster View Post
    I wake up this morning and walk in my bathroom to take a piss. The toilet was not flushed. We have a plunger right next to the toilet.

    So I assumed that it was not clogged, because if it did clog it would have been fixed by whomever clogged it. I figured they forgot to flush, so I flushed it.

    That joker overflowed everywhere. I had to go to class, so I left it, really pissed that my roomate would leave a toilet clogged when the ****ing plunger is right there.

    Should I clean it up, leave it for him, or are we both at fault?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoundEye View Post
    blebs, what an evil, demented little man you are.

    Sometimes I just can't help myself.
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    This battle is still waging.

    Using the restroom on the other side of the room in exchange for helping them with their weekly cleaning.

    I also took all the toilet paper (all purchased by me) out of that bathroom and put it in the other one.

    So now he can **** a brick and have no toilet paper to boot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shagster View Post
    This battle is still waging.

    Using the restroom on the other side of the room in exchange for helping them with their weekly cleaning.

    I also took all the toilet paper (all purchased by me) out of that bathroom and put it in the other one.

    So now he can **** a brick and have no toilet paper to boot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spammy View Post
    Be careful he might start using your t-shirts.
    He's gonna die before that happens. He walked in there barefoot before taking a shower. His nose must be broken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tao_jones View Post
    a la Full Metal Jacket
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shagster View Post
    He's gonna die before that happens. He walked in there barefoot before taking a shower. His nose must be broken.
    I think I mentioned this before. NEW roommate brother!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joint Chiefs of Staff View Post
    I think I mentioned this before. NEW roommate brother!
    Exactly. Not everyone is compatible. You've got to be comfortable in your own living space. There's no reason you should allow yourself to have a tense environment in your own home. You're supposed to go home from work and relax, enjoy things, decompress, etc.

    You're most likely not able to change the other person.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YeOldeStonecat View Post
    Exactly. Room with a hot chick who wants to screw you into a coma.
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    People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.

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    well, did he do it? what was the outcome?
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    No, still crappy, I'm using the bathroom on the other side of the room.

    Its a temp dorm room for summer living, my normal dorm is closed atm. I get to move back into my normal dorm on August 2 and will have the same roomate I had the last two semesters. That one is trained.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shagster View Post
    He's gonna die before that happens. He walked in there barefoot before taking a shower. His nose must be broken.
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