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    Quote Originally Posted by Annalysa View Post
    touching your anaconda of love.
    *Suck-up*


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    People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.

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    If you saw my rap sheet you would want to be my sidekick!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefty View Post
    If you saw my rap sheet you would want to be my sidekick!
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE_ALMIGHTY View Post
    Lucy,

    Trolling for friends again I see. Let me give you some advice. The reason I put everyone here naked... I wasn't trying to be cute. It's just that with clothes there's right away pockets, and pockets, you gotta put something in 'em.

    Your father,

    G-

    Oh no, it's YOU.

    Without me, you'd be just another empty option in the thoughts of the Afterlife.

    What good is...well...Good, if there's nothing to compare it to? Even the East speaks of Yin and Yang...and balance.

    So with that, time for some pie!

    [MUNCH, MUNCH]

    Let the interviews begin!
    I'm everywhere you want to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bastid View Post
    nope... because if you have seen me, then you know that i offer a quality product.
    If by "quality product" you mean "perpetual masturbator," then yes, you offer a "quality product."

    CableDude too, I might add.
    I'm everywhere you want to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Annalysa View Post
    Stop eating Doritos and well you know touching your anaconda of love. I should be your sidekick because I make you look like a pansy

    Anna
    Well, you have the dark hair thing going on, and you can pull off the whole dark/goth look, so at least you fit the part in that regard. But I'm not yet convinced that you're evil.
    I'm everywhere you want to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefty View Post
    If you saw my rap sheet you would want to be my sidekick!
    You're a contender. Let the interviews begin with you.

    So tell me, why do you want to work here? [WIDE SWEEPING ARM GESTURE]
    I'm everywhere you want to be.

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    That's right.....make them beg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Devil View Post
    You're a contender. Let the interviews begin with you.

    So tell me, why do you want to work here? [WIDE SWEEPING ARM GESTURE]

    * opens door for interview spots Lefty on his knees. steps back and slowly closes door as it latches quietly*

    10 seconds later Huge bursting laughter from applicants in reception room.

    I was going to post a link to that thread, but the SG search results for "bullsh|t" were too numerous

    sometimes you have to think outside the box to get inside the box .

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Devil View Post
    If by "quality product" you mean "perpetual masturbator," then yes, you offer a "quality product."

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    lol I wish... f only i had the time.... you must have me confused with someone else heh
    Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
    I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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    If I were the Devil I'd look to turn a gentle angel like Tinker into a foul mouthed hooligan or a tree huggin stoner like myself into a republican. Do that to a soul and you truly have a sidekick! After all you've created or even designed the monster you desire! You don't know sh it Devil!!! lol

    Or just take Brent with ya and color his eyes in red. heheheh :-p
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoundEye View Post

    mmmm....coke and hookers...sssssssssh don't tell the others...
    The more I drink, the less I care.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bastid View Post
    lol I wish... f only i had the time.... you must have me confused with someone else heh
    So...you don't have the time, huh? (As you post the above at 12:17 a.m.)

    Don't even try.

    But you do get points for the lie/denial.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sito View Post
    If I were the Devil I'd look to turn a gentle angel like Tinker into a foul mouthed hooligan or a tree huggin stoner like myself into a republican. Do that to a soul and you truly have a sidekick! After all you've created or even designed the monster you desire! You don't know sh it Devil!!! lol

    Or just take Brent with ya and color his eyes in red. heheheh :-p
    Tinker is beyond even MY reach. God's watching her too closely.

    With you, I don't even need to do anything, you're well on your way to taking the Hell Express, you commie pinko.

    But Brent...now THERE'S an idea! He puts up a good front but there's so much he does behind closed doors...his porn collection alone could kill 20 men. I won't even get into his "loving" relationship with his sister, whom he secretly calls "sugar puss."
    I'm everywhere you want to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Devil View Post
    I won't even get into his "loving" relationship with his sister, whom he secretly calls "sugar puss."
    That's sick!!!!!

    *faps to picture of father*
    People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Devil View Post

    But Brent...now THERE'S an idea! He puts up a good front but there's so much he does behind closed doors...his porn collection alone could kill 20 men. I won't even get into his "loving" relationship with his sister, whom he secretly calls "sugar puss."
    it doesn't get any better!
    The more I drink, the less I care.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Devil View Post
    So...you don't have the time, huh? (As you post the above at 12:17 a.m.)

    Don't even try.

    But you do get points for the lie/denial.
    I am not in denial!
    Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
    I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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    A Devil's side kick doesn't do interviews! Either I got it or I don't. How ever you decide, your needs will be filled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefty View Post
    ....A Devil's side kick doesn't do interviews!...

    Eacxtly!

    If he hasn’t heard about some of my antics by now be can put his head between his legs and take his temperature rectally with one (or both) of his horns.

    …..and they wouldn’t print the shirt I really wanted!

    I rather be smoking crack off a dead hookers ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Devil View Post
    Tinker is beyond even MY reach. ."
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