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    Would you marry again????

    Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at
    him and asks the question:

    WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

    HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
    WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
    HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
    WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
    HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
    WIFE: "You would? (with a hurt look)
    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

    WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
    HUSBAND: "Sure. It's a great house."

    WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
    HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

    WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
    HUSBAND: "Probably. It is almost new."

    WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
    HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

    WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
    HUSBAND: "No. I'm sure she'd want her own."

    WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?"
    HUSBAND: "Yes. Those are always good times."
    WIFE: "Would you let her use my clubs?"
    HUSBAND: "No. She's left-handed."

    WIFE: - silence -

    HUSBAND: . . . "****."

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