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    Quote Originally Posted by Noevo View Post
    you own Gigli.
    and Ishtar...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noevo View Post
    you own Gigli.

    Huh?


    Wait, you live in SD. Shut the **** up.
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    I gave Miss Manners a Dirty Sanchez, and she LIKED it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brembo View Post
    Huh?
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0299930/



    Quote Originally Posted by brembo View Post
    Wait, you live in SD. Shut the **** up.
    Find it on a map, I dare you. No, no, not the little rubber piece puzzle one you just finished, a real map

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    ignant cracka!
    Feelings about religion: I believe in a dogma-free personal Prime Mover.

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    Quote Originally Posted by triniwasp View Post
    ignant cracka!
    ouch, a little too close to the truth just for fun don't ya think?



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    I know what Gigli is. You excuse for a human. Cripes.


    Also all you northwestern retards can quit gang bangin me now. Have yer hivemind *humboldt* (aka flaming retard) speak for you. Geez.
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    Quote Originally Posted by brembo View Post
    I know what Gigli is. You excuse for a human. Cripes.


    Also all you northwestern retards can quit gang bangin me now. Have yer hivemind *humboldt* (aka flaming retard) speak for you. Geez.

    truck stop closed for the night or did they close your favorite rest stop?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noevo View Post
    truck stop closed for the night or did they close your favorite rest stop?

    Rolled up and saw a sign:

    "glory hole closed, toliets backed up"

    I left a shell of a man.

    *sigh*
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    Quote Originally Posted by brembo View Post
    Rolled up and saw a sign:

    "glory hole closed, toliets backed up"

    I left a shell of a man.

    *sigh*
    YOU JUST LEFT KEN THERE?

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    Given the title of this thread I thought it'd be about your ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Humboldt View Post
    Given the title of this thread I thought it'd be about your ass.
    It would be a very small thread then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brembo View Post


    Also all you northwestern retards can quit gang bangin me now. Have yer hivemind *humboldt* (aka flaming retard) speak for you. Geez.
    Hey!
    I resemble that statement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim View Post
    It would be a very small thread then.

    Given the traffic you could drive a mack truck up his ass.

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    I choose to be a spectator as most of my day consists of brembonic slanders.

    deernutz if ya really want to catchup on abuse i suggest you checkout

    http://forums.speedguide.net/group.php?groupid=1

    and then maybe this for desert http://forums.speedguide.net/showthread.php?t=239487

    k I'm spent

    I was going to post a link to that thread, but the SG search results for "bullsh|t" were too numerous

    sometimes you have to think outside the box to get inside the box .

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    I heard you sued the writers of Brokeback Mountain because you thought it was an unauthorized biography of your life.
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    To be honest... its really not that much fun when you want it... Ya Appalachian American
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    who insults someone's dog?
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    STANDARDIZED BONEHEAD REPLY FORM

    (check all boxes that apply)

    Dear:

    [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] Flamer
    [ ] Loser [ ] Spammer [ ] Troller
    [ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
    [ ] Freak [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
    [ ] Racist [ ] Fed [ ] Freak
    [ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Satanist [ ] Homeopath
    [ ] Unbearably self-righteous person [ ] Shoko Asahara


    I took exception to your recent:

    [ ] Email
    [ ] Post to ________ newsgroup
    [ ] Broadcast
    [ ] Letter
    [ ] Book
    [ ] Lecture
    [ ] Phone call
    [ ] Advertisement
    [ ] Schematic
    [ ] Telepathic message
    [ ] Existence



    It was (check all that apply):

    [ ] Lame [ ] Stupid [ ] Abusive
    [ ] Clueless [ ] Idiotic [ ] Brain-damaged
    [ ] Imbecilic [ ] Arrogant [ ] Malevolent
    [ ] Contemptible [ ] Libelous [ ] Ignorant
    [ ] Stupid [ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Microsoftian
    [ ] Boring [ ] Dim [ ] Cowardly
    [ ] Deceitful [ ] Demented [ ] Self-righteous
    [ ] Crazy [ ] Weird [ ] Hypocritical
    [ ] Loathsome [ ] Satanic [ ] Despicable
    [ ] Belligerent [ ] Mind-numbing [ ] Maladroit
    [ ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought you may be capable of.



    Your attention is drawn to the fact that:

    [ ] You posted what should have been emailed.
    [ ] You obviously don't know how to read your newsgroups line.
    [ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup.
    [ ] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others.
    [ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others.
    [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group.
    [ ] You don't know which group to post in.
    [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting.
    [ ] You crossposted to *way* too many newsgroups.
    [ ] I don't like your tone of voice.
    [ ] What you posted has been done before.
    [ ] Not only that, it was also done better the last time.
    [ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply.
    [ ] You started a long, stupid thread.
    [ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread.
    [ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it.
    [ ] You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam.
    [ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in misc.test
    [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message.
    [ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait.
    [ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll.
    [ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll.
    [ ] You said "me too" to something.
    [ ] You make no sense.
    [ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful.
    [ ] You must live in a skinner box to be this clueless.
    [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad.
    [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme.
    [ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal.
    [ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable. Each line just goes on and on, not stopping at 75 characters, making it hard to read.
    [ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OL.
    [ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS, and you don't even own a TRS-80.
    [ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON.
    [ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this newsgroup.
    [ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet.
    [ ] You are a loser.
    [ ] This has been pointed out to you before.
    [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
    worthless that you are being flamed on general principles.


    I recommend that you:

    [ ] Get a clue.
    [ ] Get a life.
    [ ] Go away.
    [ ] Grow up.
    [ ] Never post again.
    [ ] Read every newsgroup you crossposted to for a week.
    [ ] stop reading Usenet news and get a life.
    [ ] stop sending Email and get a life.
    [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it.
    [ ] Have your medication adjusted.
    [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor.
    [ ] find a volcano and throw yourself in.
    [ ] get a gun and shoot yourself.
    [ ] Actually post something relevant.
    [ ] Read the FAQ.
    [ ] stick to AOL chat rooms and come back when you've grown up.
    [ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup.
    [ ] consume excrement.
    [ ] consume excrement and thus expire.
    [ ] Post your tests to misc.test.
    [ ] Put your home phone number in your ads from now on.
    [ ] Don't post until you have a vague idea what you're doing.


    In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

    [ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
    [ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
    [ ] *plonk*
    [ ] Learn how to post or get off the Internet.
    [ ] Most of the above
    [ ] All of the above
    [ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
    [X] You are so clueless that I didn't bother filling in this form.

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    Good one Lefty!

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