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    Why you should always answer the question

    A women is at home one morning when she hears someone knock at the
    door. She goes to the door and opens it to see a man standing there. He asks
    the lady, 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door in disgust.


    The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and
    he asks the same question of the woman, 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams
    the door again.


    That evening when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened
    for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned
    voice, 'Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy
    shows up again.'


    The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door.
    The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice, 'Honey, I'm going to hide
    behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer 'yes'
    to the question because I want to see where he is going with this.' She nods
    to her husband and opens the door.


    Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question,
    'Do you have a vagina?'


    'Yes,' she says.


    The man replies, 'Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my
    wife's alone and start using yours?'

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