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    New Truck

    I bought a new Dodge Ram Quad cab 1500 yesterday and returned to the
    dealer today because I couldn't get the radio to work.

    The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

    "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

    "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. Then
    he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie
    Nelson.

    I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
    "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get
    one of their awesome songs.

    Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I
    swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!"

    Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda
    and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with
    John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy
    Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted
    Kennedy on scotch.

    Damn, I LOVE this TRUCK!!!

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    Wow and I thought Sava's joke yesterday went on to long at the end.

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    WTF? Karl Rove is writing jokes now? LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by downhill View Post
    WTF? Karl Rove is writing jokes now? LOL
    Well he had to do something, since he gave up dancing
    Speedguide.... If you don't love Obama you won't like it here.
    Straight out the Trailer!
    Re.....Spect "walk"!

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