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    What Retired Folks like to do

    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to
    him, "Come on, how about giving a retired person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

    I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating @#@^%%//!!!." He finished the second ticket and put it on the wind shield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. The more I abused
    him the more tickets he wrote.

    Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus. The car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said: "Hillary in 2008." I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Far-N-Wide View Post
    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to
    him, "Come on, how about giving a retired person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

    I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating @#@^%%//!!!." He finished the second ticket and put it on the wind shield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. The more I abused
    him the more tickets he wrote.

    Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus. The car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said: "Hillary in 2008." I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.
    Damn, I was hoping he'd taser you.

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