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    I'm getting old

    I have a headache.

    Headaches are for old people.

    That is all.

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    I have a headache too. Mine is from trying to get used to my bifocals. Bifocals beat headache in age arguments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YARDofSTUF View Post
    I have a headache.

    Headaches are for old people.

    That is all.

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    welcome to life...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sava700 View Post
    welcome to old life...
    Fixed, and thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YARDofSTUF View Post
    Fixed, and thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YARDofSTUF View Post
    I have a headache.

    Headaches are for old people.

    That is all.
    Are you complaining about your headache or about feeling old?
    Fee was a buddhist prodigy...
    Long past the age of maturity...
    Someday he knew it would set him free...
    Like it did for Floyd...
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    Quote Originally Posted by TinyTim View Post
    Are you complaining about your headache or about feeling old?
    I am saying that since I have now had a headache I am old. I havent decided which one I'll complain about yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YARDofSTUF View Post
    I am saying that since I have now had a headache I am old. I havent decided which one I'll complain about yet.
    Good God almighty!! What the hell are you going to complain about 40 years from now!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Debbie View Post
    Good God almighty!! What the hell are you going to complain about 40 years from now!!
    40 years from now I should be dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Debbie View Post
    Good God almighty!! What the hell are you going to complain about 40 years from now!!

    The air being too clean.
    Damn Spotted owls all over the place, pooping on his Firebird.
    Dolphn free tuna STILL out of line pricewise comapred to regular tuna.
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    Brittany Spears is still alive.
    People still think the WTC was imploded by the government.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brembo View Post
    The air being too clean.
    Damn Spotted owls all over the place, pooping on his Firebird.
    Dolphn free tuna STILL out of line pricewise comapred to regular tuna.
    Tic Tacs are really crappy breath mints.
    The RFID chip in his forehead itches when a cold front passes through.
    Brittany Spears is still alive.
    People still think the WTC was imploded by the government.

    etc......
    Those damned spotted owls! They should be extinct!

    I hate tuna, its the only reason I might be ok with the save flipper society people, but only the ones nto associated with PETA.

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    woke up with one today....48 hours and no cafeine...trying to quit.

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    and yes you are becoming an old fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YARDofSTUF View Post
    I have a headache.

    Headaches are for old people.

    That is all.

    I say the same thing after having one too many wobbly pops (more than one at my age).
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    Quote Originally Posted by ub3r_n00b View Post
    I say the same thing after having one too many wobbly pops (more than one at my age).
    wobbly pops?

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    beverages with alcohol
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    Quote Originally Posted by YARDofSTUF View Post
    I have a headache.
    Did your doc warn you of the side affect to using Viagra
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    Quote Originally Posted by YARDofSTUF View Post
    I have a headache.

    Headaches are for old people.

    That is all.
    i have had head ache like every day for the past 3 days... what the hell, am i getting old too? i think living so close to a nuclear power plant aint very good...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ub3r_n00b View Post
    beverages with alcohol
    Ah, this was a sober one, an alcohol induced one wouldnt be a sign of age.

    Quote Originally Posted by Set View Post
    Did your doc warn you of the side affect to using Viagra
    Wookies dont need viagra, when it stops working we just roll over and die.

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