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    The zipper on my fly broke



    No need to fix in my book!
    People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.

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    I didn't know sheep wore pants?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDoctor View Post


    No need to fix in my book!
    Because nothing happened as a result, right?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sava700 View Post
    I didn't know sheep wore pants?
    Step into my office and close the door. I have many things to teach/show you.

    People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indy View Post
    Because nothing happened as a result, right?


    Damn you..............................
    People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.

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    The zipper on my fly broke
    Your fly? Must be small pants.
    Ever smell moth balls?
    No one has any right to force data on you
    and command you to believe it or else.
    If it is not true for you, it isn't true.

    LRH

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDoctor View Post
    Step into my office and close the door. I have many things to teach/show you.

    I went to your office and Ken was in their with you according to your Secretary..I'll come back later!

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    I came out of the hotel the other day and walked past a drunk scraggly woman, prolly in her late 50's and looking like she got beat w/ an ugly stick, sitting in a doorway.

    So she says to me "I'll suck your **** for twenty bucks."

    I thought to myself... you couldn't pay me enough...

    anyway, I continued on and ignored her. So she shouts... "go on, whip it out mofo"



    I've heard that this hotel used to be a cathouse.
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    There are idiots everywhere.

    At work, in forums, in poetry classes, everywhere!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CableDude View Post


    just thought I'd share, I know maddoc won't mind
    Quote Originally Posted by Norm View Post

    There are idiots everywhere.

    At work, in forums, in poetry classes, everywhere!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoside View Post


    just thought I'd share, I know maddoc won't mind
    People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sava700 View Post
    I didn't know sheep wore pants?
    no silly... not pants... the gimp mask!
    Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
    I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bastid View Post
    the gimp mask!
    People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.

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    feel free to "fap" if you've got one.
    People will forget what you said... and people will forget what you did... but people will never forget how you made them feel.

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