I’m making my list and checking it twice.

[Annalysa]

The guy on the far left up top is soo scary looking. I do not want him Santa... I want someone that looks alot more like Johnny Depp. Big Brown sexy eyes and yummy lips and the sex drive of course.. Thanks Santa.. I have been a good girl I promise.. *crossing fingers*

[Santa Claus]

I have been a good girl I promise..

I know that.

[RoundEye]

Two things:

1: Continued good health for my friends and family.

2: A 66 street bob from sucker punch sally for me.




….and no promises of being a good boy from me. You know damn good and well better then that BS story like that.

[Santa Claus]

Two things:

1: Continued good health for my friends and family.

2: A 66 street bob from sucker punch sally for me.




….and no promises of being a good boy from me. You know damn good and well better then that BS story like that.

You spent two Christmas’ and your 18th birthday laid up from motorcycle accidents, are you nucking futs boy?



……..don’t answer that.

[Randy]

I dont know what I want .... surprise me

[tHE_0ne]

Santa I dont want anyone to break into my car this year at school

[tHE_0ne]

I dont know what I want .... surprise me

Lettuce - Grow-it-Yourself Home Growing DIY Kit

$5.88

[Meggie]

Lettuce - Grow-it-Yourself Home Growing DIY Kit

$5.88

thats pretty cool.

[YeOldeStonecat]

For my house to sell.....so I can move on with my new life, and buy a Harley Dyna Street Bob...flat black.

[Ken]

Dear Santy,
You know what I want, so bring it!

[Santa Claus]

Santa I dont want anyone to break into my car this year at school

Simple, take the bus.

[Santa Claus]

Lettuce - Grow-it-Yourself Home Growing DIY Kit

$5.88

That crazy rat bastard would probably spread it all over his head and make himself look like a chia pet.

I.Dont.Think.So.

I have better plans in mind for him.

[Santa Claus]

For my house to sell.....so I can move on with my new life, and buy a Harley Dyna Street Bob...flat black.

I know you. I know how you roll. It's gonna happen.

[Santa Claus]

Dear Santy,
You know what I want, so bring it!

What you want is illegal in 35 states and 5 countries.

I’ll have Mrs. Claus check on it, and I’ll get back with you on that one.

[Ken]

What you want is illegal in 35 states and 5 countries.

I’ll have Mrs. Claus check on it, and I’ll get back with you on that one.

Santy, I am still trying to take off what Mrs. Claus put on me last year. I have tried Ajax, and even Ajax wouldn't take it off...

OTOH, it is good to know that it is finally legal in some countries. I was happy that US extradition is virtually impossible from Venezuela, however, I still need a new place to hide out, damn Statutes of Limitations and gag orders... Can’t a man get a little piece…er…peace…

[YeOldeStonecat]

If things go as planned.....XMas eve she becomes my wife.

[Sava700]

Ok santa...its make up time. I won't shot at you this year if you bring me at least one of what I asked for.

[Joint Chiefs of Staff]

Hey Santa,

I wouldn't mind a nice comfy new pair of Nikey running shoes and a 50pk spindle or two of TDK lightscribe DVD-R's.

Merry Christmas

[Joint Chiefs of Staff]

If things go as planned.....XMas eve she becomes my wife.

Whoa!! Congrats Brian!

[MadDoctor]

Hey Santa,

I wouldn't mind a nice comfy new pair of Nikey running shoes and a 50pk spindle or two of TDK lightscribe DVD-R's.

Merry Christmas

Hi JCOS!!!!!!!