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    Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better than Sex

    10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
    9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
    8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
    7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
    6. Itís OK when the person you're with fantasizes that you're someone else, because you ARE someone else.
    5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
    4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
    3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
    2. Less guilt the next morning.

    AND....

    1. You can do the whole neighborhood!!!
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    Please, don't contribute to the problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burke View Post
    Please, don't contribute to the problem.
    what problem? LAUGHTER?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burke View Post
    Please, don't contribute to the problem.
    Are you upset that you don't get sex or don't get candy?

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    Is it the same guy that makes these Top 10 lists for everything?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sava700 View Post
    Are you upset that you don't get sex or don't get candy?
    a.k.a. GSXR 750

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    Great .

    Got if filed so I can re-post next year, and YARD and tell me it is a re-post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blacklab View Post
    Great .

    Got if filed so I can re-post next year, and YARD and tell me it is a re-post.
    She's presenting like a mandrill!

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