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    A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate

    A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate
    one day so she eases it over onto the shoulder of
    the road. She carefully steps out of the car and
    opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men,
    unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the
    vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike
    cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their
    nude bodies to approaching drivers.

    Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and
    backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car
    arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches
    the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What
    is going on here?"

    "My car broke down, Officer" says the woman,
    calmly.

    "Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard
    pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the
    Officer.

    She replied"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"
    USAF RETIRED

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    BOOO!!!

    (would you mind if I pass this one along?)

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