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    Bush is planning World War III


    President Bush decides to leave the White
    House and go out to sit in a local bar. A
    guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that
    Bush sitting at the end of the bar?"

    The bartender says, "Yep, that's him." So
    the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a
    real honor! What are you doing in here?"

    Bush says, " I'm planning WW III."

    The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

    Bush says, "Well, I'm going to kill 140 million
    Muslims and one blonde with big tits."

    The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits?"

    Why kill a blonde with big tits?"

    Bush turns to the bartender and says,

    "See, I told you, no one gives a $hit about the 140 million Muslims".

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    ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ downhill's Avatar
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    I call sheens.

    There isn't a single mention of pretzels in that bar.
    The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions and fallout. There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, and prejudices to be found only in the minds of men. For the record, prejudices can kill and suspicion can destroy and a thoughtless, frightened search for a scapegoat has a fallout all of its own for the children and the children yet unborn and the pity of it is that these things cannot be confined to the Twilight Zone.

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