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    Ten times married and still a virgin.

    A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10
    husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be
    gentle; I'm still a virgin".

    "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten
    times.?"

    "Well, husband #1 was a Sale Representative; he kept telling me how great
    it was going to be.

    "Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
    supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

    "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out
    diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    "Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,
    he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    "Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he
    wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of
    the-art method.

    "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't
    sure whether it was his job or not.

    "Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
    sure how to position it.

    "Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

    "Husband # 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.

    "Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........... God I miss
    him.

    "But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

    "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

    "You're with the GOVERNMENT...
    This time I KNOW I'm gonna get SCREWED."

    blacklab

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    Quote Originally Posted by blacklab View Post

    "Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........... God I miss
    him.

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    I wonder if any of them were Lyle Lovett?

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    Haha... nice.

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