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    A Box of Condoms.

    Time to lighten things up a bit.

    I ran into this on an audio site I read. Seems like a harmless game.



    The object of the game is to raise the eyebrow of the cashier working at the store.

    You can only buy two things. The first thing is a BOX OF CONDOMS. The second can be whatever item you want, but it can only be 1 Item.

    One rule....keep it within PG13 guidelines.

    I'll start it off:


    A Box Of Condoms an a toothbrush.

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    Box of Condoms & **** Lube
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    Box of Condoms regular size & Box of Condoms extra large
    "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge." - Stephen Hawking

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    Box of Comdoms & Tylenol pm
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    A box of condoms and a pack of single edge razor blades.
    Sliding down the banister of life ..........................

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    Box of Condoms and an over the counter sleeping pill.

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    Condoms and a flashlight.

    I can't even print on the forum how or why I know that one is so funny.
    Sliding down the banister of life ..........................

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    Condoms and Turbo-Lax

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    Condoms and a meat thermometer

    (True story...when I was a cashier at kroger and was working the night shift, someone came in and purchased a box of condoms, a cucumber and a carrot)

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    A box of condoms and hair detangler. True story

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    Box o condoms and a turkey baster...
    Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
    I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shagster View Post
    Condoms and a meat thermometer

    (True story...when I was a cashier at kroger and was working the night shift, someone came in and purchased a box of condoms, a cucumber and a carrot)
    It wasn't a cucumber but a rather large zucchini.
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    Box o jimmy hats and some lighter fluid
    Every normal man must be tempted at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
    I often wonder if the voices in my head ever get frustrated because I'm just too damn lazy to climb that clock tower.
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    Condoms and breath mints.
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    & fleet enema!
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    Box of condoms and a pipe cleaner.

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    & 1 gallon Sodium Pentothal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefty View Post
    & 1 gallon Sodium Pentothal
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    + how to use the condoms instruction book

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