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Thread: Terrorist Threat Level Raised

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    Terrorist Threat Level Raised

    "The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats
    and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."

    Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even
    "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940
    when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from
    "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a
    "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

    Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its
    terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

    It's not only the English and French that are on a higher alert. Italy has
    increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate
    Military Posturing." Two more levels remain "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

    The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to
    "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher
    levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."

    Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only
    threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

    The Spanish are all excited to see their new fleet of gaily painted
    submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy."
    "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge." - Stephen Hawking

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