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    A new virus -looks like a bad one, be careful

    If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" Delete it IMMEDIATELY.Do not
    open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
    everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
    within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your
    credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on
    your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt
    to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers.
    This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR
    TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer.
    FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING? ?
    It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
    company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with
    Rogaine.If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it
    will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
    dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden
    tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk
    with whole milk. *** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***
    And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so
    hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you,
    sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
    Send this warning to everyone!!!
    THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!
    Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!
    And look at you - you're on the computer!!!!

    blacklab

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    Quote Originally Posted by blacklab View Post
    Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!
    And look at you - you're on the computer!!!!
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    no thats funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joel View Post
    Yea, when I read that last line it pissed me too. How do these people know?

    blacklab

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