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    Thumbs up 30K Calorie Sandwich!

    http://www.spartantailgate.com/forum...d.php?t=127131

    I'd try this, but just the one time.......with a rented defribilator on the dinner table





    Food Calories
    Fried Mushrooms – 15 450
    Bacon – 14 pieces 990
    Onion rings – 18 1140
    Ground Beef – 1/4 lb. 293
    Corndogs – 2 540
    Swiss Cheese – 4 slices 425
    Provolone Cheese – 4 slices 397
    Cheddar Cheese – 4 slices 455
    Sliced Ham – 1/4 lb. 184
    Sliced Turkey – 1/4 lb. 181
    Pastrami – 1/4 lb. 394
    Sliced Roast Beef – 1/4 lb. 200
    Bratwurst – 1 510
    Braunschweiger – 1/4 lb. 580
    Wheat Bread – 1 lb. 1030
    Lettuce – 1/2 head 25
    Feta Cheese – 4 oz. 350
    Italian Salad Dressing – 6 oz. 480
    Oregeno – 50 grams 438
    Salt & Pepper – 50 grams 0
    Butter – 1/2 lb. 1600
    Parmesan Cheese – 100 grams 465
    Canola Oil – 154 Tbsp. 18,432
    Total 29,559

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    Was that half a pound of butter just for the heck of it, just in case his arteries had a small opening left in them?

    Something tells me he'd be right at home in PA:


    EDIT: I just noticed the pharmacy packages in the background. I can't imagine what health issues this man must have...

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    Yeah daddy!

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    Land of the free, home of the waste and excess. Go help feed some people in need or something.

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    or something

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    30K Calorie Sandwich?

    I'd rather have a BJ Sandwich w/ 2 hot women...



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    At work, in forums, in poetry classes, everywhere!

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    Probably just made it for the hell of it. Drop that sucker off at a soup kitchen lol

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    Hmmmm, a 30K calorie artery clogging, bowel choking, stroke inducing sandwich? Zilog's gonna get wood. He's indestructible you know.

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    I think I'll just stick with the Ultimate Bacon Sandwich



    or some Bacon Cereal.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Blisster View Post
    I think I'll just stick with the Ultimate Bacon Sandwich



    or some Bacon Cereal.
    IB4YeOldStoneCat

    That looks good.

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    I do 15k calories/day atm WHEY powder with milk + regular food.
    Still need more but gaining 0.5kg a day.
    To be human is to choose.


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    than to live on your knees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roody View Post
    I'm tellin ya... a BJ Sandwich is much healthier for ya
    Quote Originally Posted by Norm View Post

    There are idiots everywhere.

    At work, in forums, in poetry classes, everywhere!

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