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    Talking Sex on Mars

    The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars
    after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles.

    They meet a Martian couple and are talking about
    all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock
    market, if they have laptop computers, how they make
    money, etc.

    Finally,Maureen brings up the subject of sex.

    "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen.

    The Martian responds, "Pretty much the way you do."

    A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide
    to swap partners for the night and experience one
    another.

    Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom
    where the Martian strips. He's got only a
    teeny,weenie member about half an inch long and just
    a quarter-inch thick.

    "I don't think this is going to work," says
    Maureen.

    "Why?" he asks. "What's the matter?"

    "Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!"

    "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm.
    With each slap of his forehead,his member grows
    until it's quite impressively long.

    "Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it is still narrow."

    "No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears.With each pull,his
    member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely
    exciting to the woman.

    "Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love.

    The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their separate
    ways.

    As they walked along, Mike asks, "Well, was it any good?"

    "I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was wonderful. How about you?"

    "It was horrible," he replies. "All I got was a headache. She kept slapping

    my forehead and pulling my ears.

    blacklab

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    is that why roodys head is always red ... from the slaps
    a.k.a. GSXR 750

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    and all this time i thought she was just being kinky

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    well if j00 think that's funky.. you should see how us penguins mate..

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