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    Happy baby

    Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together,
    and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated.

    When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital.

    A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and
    screaming. Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely.

    A nurse comes by, and to the delight of the two gays she points out
    the happy child as theirs.

    "Isn't it wonderful?" one gay says to the other. "All these unhappy
    babies... and yet our baby is so happy. This just proves our love
    for one another."

    The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now. But just watch what
    happens when we pull the pacifier out of his a$$."

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    I think this ones worse than your viagra one, cuz I know this one is a joke and I'm still not laughing.

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    Mystical Folding Minx

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    This joke doesn't seem up to your usual standards, bl...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle View Post
    This joke doesn't seem up to your usual standards, bl...
    Sorry Kyle

    I just had a prostate exam as part of my physical and I was looking for something or someone to be the butt of a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle View Post
    This joke doesn't seem up to your usual standards, bl...
    Are you sure about that?

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