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    Things that will happen if a "Liberal" is elected president!

    English will be outlawed.

    The American Flag will be burned daily.

    Minimum wage will go up to $55.25/hr

    Street signs, menus, intruction booklets will be in spanish and french.

    The millitary will ask its enemies' permission to shoot them.

    Abortions will be performed on street corners.

    Church organizations will be removed and the buildings will be used for prostitution and drug dealing.

    Teachers will date their students.

    Criminals won't go to jail, they'll just need to write a letter of apology.

    Companies wont be allowed to make any profits.

    All guns would be taken away from citizens and destroyed.

    Police brutality would be defined as an officer using a taser or mentioning the word.





    And for clarification by "liberal" I mean democrats, like the conservatives call them, not real liberals.


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    Wow....that's almost verbatium on some of the emails I get.

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    Quote Originally Posted by downhill View Post
    Wow....that's almost verbatium on some of the emails I get.
    I stole a couple from the last election, I dont get those crazy political emails though

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    Quote Originally Posted by YARDofSTUF View Post
    English will be outlawed.

    The American Flag will be burned daily.

    Minimum wage will go up to $55.25/hr

    Street signs, menus, intruction booklets will be in spanish and french.

    The millitary will ask its enemies' permission to shoot them.

    Abortions will be performed on street corners.

    Church organizations will be removed and the buildings will be used for prostitution and drug dealing.

    Teachers will date their students.

    Criminals won't go to jail, they'll just need to write a letter of apology.

    Companies wont be allowed to make any profits.

    All guns would be taken away from citizens and destroyed.

    Police brutality would be defined as an officer using a taser or mentioning the word.





    And for clarification by "liberal" I mean democrats, like the conservatives call them, not real liberals.

    I think yer going alittle too far. I could see the minimum wage going up to maybe 30 bucks an hour, but over $55??? Get real.

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    holy crap alan! I leave for 4 months and you become a republican?!?! what the heck??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meggie View Post
    holy crap alan! I leave for 4 months and you become a republican?!?! what the heck??
    Ha! Old school republicans like that Goldwater or something guy I could get behind, I like his ideas, he stayed out of abortion and crap like that, said the government had no place being in peoples homes, that was cool. Saw a documentary recently.

    But no, I'm not a republican or a democrat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YARDofSTUF View Post
    Ha! Old school republicans like that Goldwater or something guy I could get behind, I like his ideas, he stayed out of abortion and crap like that, said the government had no place being in peoples homes, that was cool. Saw a documentary recently.

    But no, I'm not a republican or a democrat.
    your right, your just nuts :-p
    Quote Originally Posted by brembo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meggie View Post
    your right, your just nuts :-p
    I've been trying to join the crazy party but my ideas arent sane enough for them

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    Quote Originally Posted by YARDofSTUF View Post
    I've been trying to join the crazy party but my ideas arent sane enough for them
    yea like the streetlights that only turn green for you?
    Quote Originally Posted by brembo
    "This is a stick-up...I have an armadillo in my pants"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meggie View Post
    yea like the streetlights that only turn green for you?
    No they were cool with that, we agreed on some exceptions.

    The parts they had a problem with were, making deers extinct, giving me control of road naming and construction, and they wanted some other guy to be in charge of all new young polish immigrants(18-26), thats just NOT happening!

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    Quote Originally Posted by YARDofSTUF View Post
    No they were cool with that, we agreed on some exceptions.

    The parts they had a problem with were, making deers extinct, giving me control of road naming and construction, and they wanted some other guy to be in charge of all new young polish immigrants(18-26), thats just NOT happening!
    oh yea, like when i become president!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meggie View Post
    oh yea, like when i become president!
    Remember your roots! Remember your friends!

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