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    Santa and Systems Admins.

    The similarities between Santa and System Admins

    1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.

    2. When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted are infinitesimal.

    3. Santa seldom answers your mail.

    4. When you ask Santa where he gets all the stuff he's got, he says, "Elves make it for me."

    5. Santa doesn't care about your deadlines.

    6. Your parents ascribed supernatural powers to Santa, but they did all the work themselves.

    7. Nobody knows who Santa has to answer to for his actions.

    8. Santa laughs entirely too much.

    9. Santa thinks nothing of breaking into your $HOME.

    10. Only a lunatic says bad things about Santa in his presence.


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    10. Only a lunatic says bad things about Santa in his presence.

    Good Morning lunatic! Santa is watching!
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    Heh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarahnn View Post
    ........Only a lunatic says bad things about Santa in his presence........

    You must really want some coal in you stocking this year young lady!
    Ho Ho Ho !!!! I know where all the bad girls live.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Santa Claus View Post
    You must really want some coal in you stocking this year young lady!
    Is that code for something? You northerners sure do love your euphemisms.

    Hell_Yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Santa Claus View Post
    You must really want some coal in you stocking this year young lady!

    Santa, I'd like to find you in my stocking Christmas morning. Bring chocolate.

    Say hello to the reindeer and don't let them leave droppings on the roof like last year. When it washes down, what a mess. (I'm assuming that wasn't you.)

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    nice

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